Sharon Osbourne’s Money Sell Out Band

It was twenty years ago today
Sharon Osbourne told the band to play,
She’s been rolling in and out the dough,
And she’s guaranteed to raise a buck,
So may I introduce to you,
The ass that’s mooned you for all these years,
Sharon Osbourne’s Money Sell Out Band.

We're Sharon Osbourne’s Money Sell Out Band,
We hope you will enjoy the smell,
Sharon Osbourne’s Money Sell Out Band,
Sit back and let the cash cow flow.
Sharon Osbourne’s Money
Sharon Osbourne’s Money
Sharon Osbourne’s Money Sell Out Brand

It's bountiful to play here,
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a bunch of idiots,
We'd like to take yer dough with us, we'd love to take your dough.

She don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought you might like to know,
That Ozzy’s gonna smoke the bong
And he wants you all to smoke along,
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Britney Spears
And Sharon Osbourne's Money Sell Out Band.