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Song Parodies -> "In The Arms Of Dolly Parton"

Original Song Title:

"Octopus's Garden"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"In The Arms Of Dolly Parton"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...as sung by a midget
i'd like to be...smothered by she
in the arms of dolly parton...in the shade
i'm three foot ten...i'd fit right in
in the arms of dolly parton...i would wade

those massive glands surrounding me
with dolly parton, sweet as can be
i'd like be...mothered by she
in the arms of dolly parton...center stage

it would be warm...against her form
in my little hideaway against this maid
resting my head...below her spread
in the arms of dolly parton...unafraid

they would swing and bounce around
and you all know...where i'd be found
i'd like to be...covered by she
in the arms of dolly parton...what a babe

they'd jut out...without a doubt
immoral ?...the way those things behave ?
(would you say it was depraved ?)
NO ! ...it's joy !...i'd be a happy boy
knowin'...they're slappin' in my face
(slappin' in my face)

i could see...those puppies over me
such a pair could easily amuse
i'd like to be...'neath double Ds
in the arms of dolly parton...what views
in the arms of dolly parton...what views
in the arms of dolly parton...what views



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BonnieB - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny, I loved it! All 5's for Alvin and Dolly.
Ravyn Rant - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Cleaning the coffee off of my monitor - thanks for starting my day with a big laugh! 555
Ann Hammond - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Project Sisyphus - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice! Dolly once quipped about herself, "hey, it costs a lot of money to look this cheap."
alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks bonnie, ravyn (yw), ann and sisyphus (lol)
Roger Wood - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I can just imagine it.
Guy - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Bad, bad imagery. The thought of a 3 ft 10 inch little person caught between two mountains with a full moon in view is way to much and way too early for such imagery to invade my senses. You are so whacked Alvin. Something I have always wanted to ask you. Do you act out in real life with stuff like your parodies are made of? I do. I'm speaking verbally of course. I think your mind is warped more than mine and that is drastic.

One other thing has been bothering me. When are you going to fix your keyboard? You seem to have lost the ability to perform upper case functions. :-)
alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks roger...thanks guy....i suppose i do have some strange mother fixation considering this plus all the psycho parodies...yes, i am warped, but as of yet have never been institutionalized...and i save upper case letters for things like WOW..and NO ! (see above)...plus words that normal people might italicize....contrary to popular belief it is NOT (see?) because i admire the work of e.e. cummings...mainly, i'm just lazy
AFW - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This reflects the dream of every red blooded parody writer...peaked fives..
alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW....as well as the dream of every midget
Phil Alexander - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome title sub, perfectly executed - this one should be sung into the Grand Canyon
alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks phil....or the grand tetons
PMS - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
BRA-vo!
MrMacphisto - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... yet another great one...
alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks PMS (lol) ....thanks macphisto
Guy - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Alvin - I did notice the screaming NO in your parody. I just figured you copied and pasted it. I thought for sure your keyboard had a problem ;-)
Double Dee Range - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Those puppies are DD W's...double D WIDES, minimum. I echo your wish, and have dreams to prove it.
John Barry - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Hello, Dolly, these are lulus, Dolly!
alvin - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
guy....nope. its ME who has the problem...lol...thanks dee and john

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