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Song Parodies -> "Dichotomy"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Bother Me"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dichotomy"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...the ol' ' sawing a woman in half' trick goes terribly wrong...
since she's been sawn...she's two, not one
a shock to see
she's not the same...a severed dame
decidedly
i sawed away...as she lay prone...dichotomy

i can't believe...that's she's been cleaved
right through her bones
now, she's not right...a gruesome sight
my error's shown

i goofed this time...i mean, and how...dichotomy

its hard to live down all this shame
there's really no one else to blame
because i know she shouldn't be
the butchered girl you see

she had no fear...i made it clear
i knew the way
i didn't know...i'm full of woe
she's not OK

the trick, unsound...a somber tone...dichotomy

no good this time...i end up thrown...dichotomy

and now she's sad she played the game
this deed was gonna bring her fame
at least she was not cut in three
she's still real sore at me

i said, 'oh dear...what have we here?'
my face went gray
i wrecked the show...and apropos
i quit that day

i'm not around...i'm on my own...dichotomy
dichotomy
dichotomy
dichotomy
dichotomy







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AFW - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad I sawed this one..it cuts a funny groove
Guy - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I should have saw this coming. She's dead Jim. So the Die Caught Up With Thee. You are such a cut-up with your parodies. This one is pure cutting edge. I'm cuttin' you some 5s and stay away from anything sharp from now on, OK?
TJC - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Two funny!
John Jenkins - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good wordplay, and unlike the protagonist, the parody was magical.
alvin - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, guy, TJC and john
Lionel Mertens - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I didn't see this coming. 5's
alvin - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks lionel
Kristof Robertson - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
And The Magic Circle award goes to...not that guy! But you should get an award just for the use of "dichotomy" Al....555
alvin - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks kristof
stuart mcarthur - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
a big LOL to the line that must be the embodiment of spin: "at least she was not cut in three" - very funny al :-) 555
alvin - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks stuart

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