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Song Parodies -> "Ma's Hysterectomy Scar"

Original Song Title:

"Magical Mystery Tour"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ma's Hysterectomy Scar"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

check out my ma's hysterectomy scar !
step right this way !

check out...check ma's hysterectomy scar
check out...check ma's hysterectomy scar

check out...this is an invitation
check ma's hysterectomy scar
check out...to make an observation
check ma's hysterectomy scar

my ma's hysterectomy scar
is going to blow you away
going to blow you away

check out...check ma's hysterectomy scar
check out...check ma's hysterectomy scar
check out...it looks ugly but don't bleed
check ma's hysterectomy scar
check out...verifies she'll never breed
check ma's hysterectomy scar

my ma's hysterectomy scar
is going to blow you away
going to blow you away

a raggedy rip

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !
my ma's hysterectomy scar
check out....check ma's hysterectomy scar
check out...it gives her irritation
check ma's hysterectomy scar
check out...her recent operation
check ma's hysterectomy scar

my ma's hysterectomy scar
is going to blow you away
going to blow you away

my ma's hysterectomy scar
is liable to blow you away
liable to blow you away
see it today

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Phil Alexander - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Like, er... ewwww
Kristof Robertson - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
*jaw hits floor*

This is SO wrong in more ways than I can fathom, Al...but stomach-churningly funny. As for that invitation; you don't have many visitors to your place, do ya? ;-) 555
MasonR - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This was hysterical.
McKludge - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Best. Title-sub. Evaar. This was ovary the top. 555
AFW - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Hysterecal
alvin - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks phil, kristof (no, not anymore)...thanks mason, mckludge (lol) and AFW
Syncronos - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, you get a standing ovulation for this one. 555s
alvin - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks syncronos
Tommy Turtle - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Dang it, MasonR beat me to it. (The words have a common origin -- the Greeks thought that the uterus made women, uhh... you know...) Is there womb for any more puns on this ectopic? Women will probably bi**h and try to get uterus-pect them more, but this parody cervix purpose of making me laugh so hard, I almost Fallopian had to crawl back onto the sofa. Fertile imagination, here.
Guy - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Downright SCAR-y. I can remember back in the old days of computing when all computers were of the mainframe variety. I operated these beasts in the USAF. We would always tell the new guy to go back to the supply bin a get a fallopian tube. Sometimes they came back with the most bizare pieces of peripheral or they had that deer in the headlights stare as they came back empty handed. 5 stitches (the same ones you had me in when I read this) for this one.
TJC - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Bold, brash and way more than just skin deep, this lower abdominal smiley face left me cacklin' in the aisles... All hail Cesar(ian)!
alvin - October 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks TT (lol), thanks guy and TJC
malcolm higgins - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
from out of the darkness a baby of a song

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