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Song Parodies -> "Mel Won't Shut Up"

Original Song Title:

"You Won't See Me"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mel Won't Shut Up"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh, his back is up,
He's so enraged -
When will he chill out,
And act his age?
She was anti right -
They got into a cat fight,
That went on all night,
'Cause Mel won't shut up.
(Meow, me -ow, meow)

He's hairing out,
His fangs are bared -
Hear him hiss and growl,
His claws are snared.
Careful what you say,
You'd best just back away,
He might even spray,
He has his back up.
(Meow, me -ow, meow)

Shots after shots,
He won't even stop to listen -
Boy, would he plotz,
If he knew who he was dissen'!

Though your mind is small,
Your mouth is big -
Rag on one more Jew,
Your grave you'll dig.
Open up your trap,
Mel, put some "Socks" (sic) in your yap,
Or else all your crap,
Will come back to you.
(Meow, me - ow, meow)

Who is the butt,
Of your ethnic bashing, Mister?
You always put,
The whole shoestore in your kisser!

Oh, your thoughts are mired,
In a morass -
You are uninspired,
You make faux pas.
Shut your big pie hole,
Mel, you're such an a*****e,
You'll look like a troll,
If you don't shut up.
Kindly shut up.

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alvin - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
extra credit for the word "plotz"
Agrimorfee - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
morass...faux pas!? Hoo boy! Wish I knew who this Mel character was, I'd sock 'em in the puss for ya.
John Barry - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Mel: shmuck or putz?
AFW - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Is this about Gibson's old tirade, or has he launched some new one I missed?
2Eagle - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, AFW, Agrimorfee, John and Alvin. I thought I had something to add to John Barry's parody of "I Put a Spell on You" yesterday.
Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Geez...ya call someone "sugartits" ONCE and they don't let ya forget it! :-P...this was mightily entertaining, 2Eagle. 555 Passions of the Christ
MrMacphisto - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
*imitates Eminem* "Will the real Mel Gibson, please shut up?... please shut up" 5-5-5
Tommy Turtle - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
"The whole shoestore in your kisser!" - great line. They should de-claw him -- and neuter him, too. 555
Michael Pacholek - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Somewhat appropriate to do a Beatles song for Mel, but he's not that kind of screamer, is he? At least he didn't tell her to "Run For Your Life."

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