-> "Runt All My Life"
Original Song Title:
"Run For Your Life"
Parody Song Title:
"Runt All My Life"
The Lyrics
well, you're taller by a head, big ol' girl
can you be with a smaller man ?
i'm shorter than i said, big ol' girl
five foot six is what i am
i've been a runt all my life...little man, big ol' girl
tippy-toed, i must stand, big ol' girl
match up to a taller man ?...that depends-ah, big ol' girl
well, you see that i'm a sawed-off guy
my old man, only five foot size
and i ain't grown a whole lot higher
but i hope that you don't mind
i've been a runt all my life...little man, big ol' girl
tippy-toed, i must stand, big ol' girl
match up to a taller man ?...that depends-ah, big ol' girl
always been a squirt, hon
it was just the way i'm bred
baby, i'm not vermin
but i clearly see your dread
i've been a runt all my life...little man, big ol' girl
tippy-toed, i must stand, big ol' girl
match up to a taller man ?...that depends-ah, big ol' girl
well, you're taller by a head, big ol' girl
can you be with a smaller man ?
i'm shorter than i said, big ol' girl
five foot six is what i am
i've been a runt all my life...little man, big ol' girl
tippy-toed, i must stand, big ol' girl
match up to a taller man ?...that depends-ah, big ol' girl
small, not tall
small, not tall
small, not tall
small, not tall
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