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Song Parodies -> "Runt All My Life"

Original Song Title:

"Run For Your Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Runt All My Life"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, you're taller by a head, big ol' girl
can you be with a smaller man ?
i'm shorter than i said, big ol' girl
five foot six is what i am

i've been a runt all my life...little man, big ol' girl
tippy-toed, i must stand, big ol' girl
match up to a taller man ?...that depends-ah, big ol' girl

well, you see that i'm a sawed-off guy
my old man, only five foot size
and i ain't grown a whole lot higher
but i hope that you don't mind

i've been a runt all my life...little man, big ol' girl
tippy-toed, i must stand, big ol' girl
match up to a taller man ?...that depends-ah, big ol' girl

always been a squirt, hon
it was just the way i'm bred
baby, i'm not vermin
but i clearly see your dread

i've been a runt all my life...little man, big ol' girl
tippy-toed, i must stand, big ol' girl
match up to a taller man ?...that depends-ah, big ol' girl

well, you're taller by a head, big ol' girl
can you be with a smaller man ?
i'm shorter than i said, big ol' girl
five foot six is what i am

i've been a runt all my life...little man, big ol' girl
tippy-toed, i must stand, big ol' girl
match up to a taller man ?...that depends-ah, big ol' girl

small, not tall
small, not tall
small, not tall
small, not tall



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John Barry - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I was a towering 5' 6" until my L5 disc disappeared. Now I'm 5 5.5
alvin - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john....i am indeed 5' 6"
AFW - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
In parody writing, you're ten feet tall..
2Eagle - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
You're no runt as far as talent goes.
alvin - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and 2eagle.....aw shucks
Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Should we now start calling you Alvin Cruise? ;-) Loved this, mate. 555
MrMacphisto - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
These 15 inches should help some...
Tommy Turtle - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
The cool part is when you find a 6' big-busted girl and slow-dance with her (vertically or horizontally). Upsides to everything. 555

alvin - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks kristof....please don't.....lol....thanks macphisto....i know just where i'll apply it...thanks TT....lived with a 6 ft gal for 6 years

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