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Song Parodies -> "If A Fella Huffs Some Glue"

Original Song Title:

"If I Fell"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"If A Fella Huffs Some Glue"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

if a fella huffs some glue
would he honestly turn blue
and find it...hard to stand
well...i've tried that stuff before
now i like it even more
i have...favorite brands

when the vapor starts
to spew
life gets obscure
it can stop your heart
its true
and death could then occur

if you whiff this goo
you melt inside
its no good for you
you wheeze
your lungs are surely hurt
but a great high, you'll obtain
and i
feel so glad
when i make mush
of my brain

so, its dope, i need
that's why
i huff this stuff, dude
nose may bleed
while dry
yet, i yearn for a tube
its a need i can't explain
but i
need it bad
when i do drugs
i feel sane

so, i do this deed
no lie
it just might snuff you
its my creed
get high
i sure do get subdued
when i smell that airplane glue

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Ethan Mawyer - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
This might be more effective as an anti-drug ad than what the anti-drug peopl are putting out, but then again so would nothing at all. This seems well-written overall, but what do you mean by life getting obscure?
John Barry - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
High fives.
alvin - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
i guess i meant 'obscured' such as 'hazy'... thanks john
McKludge - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
"Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!" - Lloyd Bridges in Airplane
AFW - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Good theme, sticks in your mind
Ravyn Rant - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
The title alone had me rolling, then it kept getting funnier. Good job! I'm spraying three fives into a baggie for easier inhalation.
alvin - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge, AFW and ravyn
Michael Pacholek - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Rats, McKludge took my joke. How about this: Drug parodies are the glue that holds Amiright together.
alvin - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks michael

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