-> "I Have Been Tee Peed"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Only Sleeping"
Parody Song Title:
"I Have Been Tee Peed"
The Lyrics
When I get up early in the morning,
Walk outside and it starts raining,
Then I see my front yard all in white -
Who was here late last night?
Streams of tissh -ie -
All squish - ey!
Turning into pulp -
While it's raining.
My neighbors standing looking out the windows -
Children gawk with their raised eyebrows -
Taking photographs at sight absurd -
I'm so glad they're amused!
I grew no fungus -
None among us.
Snow didn't fall -
I have been tee peed.
Keeping an eye on the pulp oozing down my window -
While the rain falls.
Standing there I contemplate the jetsam -
Can't clean up this mushy flotsam.
No seagulls flew o'er -
'Twas just some boor -
Out cruising 'round -
And tee pee - ing.
Disgusted by the crud sticking to my window -
Waiting for the sun.
Then I wake up again next morning -
Look outside, it's still raining.
Yes, we're in the middle of a storm -
Gale winds whip up foam.
Here comes the sun, you -
Had your fun.
Just wait 'till I clean up -
You will get tee peed!
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