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Song Parodies -> "I Have Been Tee Peed"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Only Sleeping"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Been Tee Peed"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

When I get up early in the morning,
Walk outside and it starts raining,
Then I see my front yard all in white -
Who was here late last night?

Streams of tissh -ie -
All squish - ey!
Turning into pulp -
While it's raining.

My neighbors standing looking out the windows -
Children gawk with their raised eyebrows -
Taking photographs at sight absurd -
I'm so glad they're amused!

I grew no fungus -
None among us.
Snow didn't fall -
I have been tee peed.

Keeping an eye on the pulp oozing down my window -
While the rain falls.

Standing there I contemplate the jetsam -
Can't clean up this mushy flotsam.

No seagulls flew o'er -
'Twas just some boor -
Out cruising 'round -
And tee pee - ing.

Disgusted by the crud sticking to my window -
Waiting for the sun.

Then I wake up again next morning -
Look outside, it's still raining.
Yes, we're in the middle of a storm -
Gale winds whip up foam.

Here comes the sun, you -
Had your fun.
Just wait 'till I clean up -
You will get tee peed!

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Below Average Dave - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Disgusted by the crud sticking to my window? That's a little more than your typical tee-pee artist. . .in fact I'd say that person has a personal vendetta, great topic choice, can't say I would've thought of that.
TJC - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff and it takes me back! ... You deftly managed to squeeze some fives outta this here Charmin!
alvin - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
fits the melancholy tone of the OS well...5s
John Barry - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm gonna float some five your way.
AFW - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff
2Eagle - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, JB, Alvin, TJC, and BAD. When any houses on our street got tee peed every square inch was covered. If it ever rained it was a real mess. TJC, you forgot the part about the polite bears who use Charmin when they do it in the forest.
Stan Hall - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny write -- 555 rolls in your trees,

My favorite TP adventure (high school, end of sr year) -- a friend I'll call "S" and I had made plans to meet another friend I'll call "R" around 1am at the home of a yet another friend I'll call "L" to TP "L's" trees. As "L's" house was beyond walking distance, "R" had permission to use the parental car for the sortie outing. "S" and I didn't, but he slrpt over at my house and at the appointed hour we climbed out the window and "borrowd" my mom's car. By the time we arrived at "L's" house, "R" and another unexpected assistant had already adorned "L's" place with several rolls, but had left curbside whole grocery bag full of additional rolls. The temptation was just too great! "S" and I grabed the bag and took off. When 1/4 mile 'round the corner we found "R's" car parked with keys still in ignition for a quick getaway, the natural thing to do--which we did-- was to TP the car, tie the lawn chairs in the trunk to the bumpers with the rope conveniently also in the trunk, toss teh keys into the back seat, and head off to decorate "R's" house with his own TP. When "R" got to his car and guessed what was happening, he got too angry too think straight and couldn't find the keys in the seat. He wound up going to the nearby house of yet another friend ("T") to call his dad for a rescue at 2am. As it happened "S" had by the returned my mom's car but gone back out afoot to hide inthe bushes watching for "R" to get home. Seeing him arrive in tandem with his dad's other car was a surprise. "Uh-oh!". we thought, and scrammed back to my house, fast. We arrived just in time to snag on first ring the phone all we knew had to be from "R". It was, of course, and he was madder than the proverbial wet hen. And we discovered a week or so later when thigs had cooled off a bit, that part of the reason "R" was so angry at our little joke is that his dad, whom we new very well, thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. I still eepin semi-regular touch with "S," but neither of us had heard from "R" until we all met in connection with a 41st-year high school reunion. When that incident came up among the reminiscences, "R" suddenly waxed sullen and left minutes later, and he's never since replied to any of occasional emails ent by "S" or myself. Shrug. Too bad, as we'd all been pretty good friends originally. I mean, I've been the butt of some pranks myself that didn't much please me at the time, but haven't manged to sustain a 40+ year grudge about any of'em. :-)
2Eagle - November 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sran, you should videotape a re enactment of that and post it on You Tube - or maybe that should be in a good situation comedy. I would find my neighbors' houses just covered with toilet paper - the colored kind - and was frustrated because they started cleaning up before i had a chance to take a picture. Then, years later, I caught the right "Kodak Moment" when I heard some kids scream, "Wake up!'. I immediately went outside and saw the kid's girlfriend's car drive off and the whole front yard was well decorated. I took a picture, made an enlargement and gave it to them as a wedding present. Whoever thought a roll of toilet paper could make such "Memories". (Excuse me.)
Stan Hall - November 15, 2008 - Report this comment
2Eagele -- "Wedding picture" reminds me... I'v had a running TP battle w/ my favorite nephew for about 20 years now, since the time during a visit, as a teenager, he TP'ed me into bed as I slept. Some years later, at his weeding -- ceremony & reception all at a lodge in Rangely, ME, where the wedding party and family all were staying -- I TP'ed him and his bride OUT of their bridal room as they danced downstairs. And the next morning I TP'ed them IN. To this day Xmas presents exchanged always include a roll of TP. Ain't childishness fun? :-)
2Eagle - November 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I forgot to mention a running gag in the comic strip Drabble. An obnoxous neighbor asked Ralph is he could use his tiki torch fuel for his barbecue although Ralph wasn't invited, so to get back at him Ralph decided to tee pee his neighbor's house. He went to the grocery and piled rolls of toilet paper into his cart. At night when he was tee pee ing the house a cop came along. Ralph told him who's house he was tee pee ing and the cop said, "why didn't you say so? Hand me a roll!".

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