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Song Parodies -> "Plumber's Helper"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Plumber's Helper"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

here comes ol' fat mop
its been...oozin' up slowly
its a...poo poo, chockful
its one...gross aroma
its gone clean...up...to my knees
gonna need a plunger
could you hand me one, please

its clogged the pipeline
its a...slow jammed potful
this stink's...gonna linger
it could...form ebola
i say
i know poo
i know pee
one thing i can tell ya
is its got to be freed

plumber's helper
right now
the latrine

this big production
is a...ponderous gambit
it will...soak the floorboards
there's just...flyin' crap, here
its a...foot...deep
foul as can be
it may do some harm here
it can cause you disease

plumber's helper
right now
the latrine

its all a-float here
i must...give ya warnin'
this is...smelly quarters
it is...so off-kilter
i say
plunge and plunge and plunge
till free
its so awful lookin'
that i don't wanna see

plumber's helper
right now
the latrine



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John Barry - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Laughed my *ss off!
Tommy Turtle - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Even "crappier" than the OS. (lol)
2Eagle - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Dig an outhouse.
alvin - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john, TT and 2eagle
AFW - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like you plunged right into this one..
Ann Hammond - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Matthias - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is full of crap!!! (But in a good way)
Meriadoc - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Let's all Plumb Together now...
TJC - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
My fav of the day!
alvin - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, ann, matthias, merry and TJC

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