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Song Parodies -> "Nemo Gets Flusterd / Golly, He Swam"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Mr. Mustard / Polythene Pam"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Nemo Gets Flusterd / Golly, He Swam"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

nemo gets flustered
this ain't no lark
chased by a shark
had a close shave, here
keepin' out an eyes for his foes
really keeps this fish on his toes
wishin' he was home, i suppose
misses his ol' man
misses his ol' man

he went and swam
away from pop
he shoulda stopped
ain't no big fella
lost out in the ocean, unseen
goes to places he's never been
all about are creatures, so mean
got a searchin' ol' man
got a searchin' ol' man

(nemo's father sings)

oh where is he ?....golly, he swam
i hope the little fella ain't in a jam
its way behind, that i lag
i can't let energy flag
oh woe is me...golly, he swam
yeah yeah yeah

must get closer, cause he just might be killed
be fishy dinner, if a shark's unfulfilled
its such a dangerous world
for my poor son to be hurled
yes, it is plain, his little heart could be stilled
yeah yeah yeah

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John Barry - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice sea cruise. Wonder if they encountered a yellow submarine?
McKludge - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Great title sub here. 555
Ravyn Rant - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I haven't seen Nemo, but for some reason I've got "He came in through the bathroom fixture" going through my head now. Alvin, you never disappoint. This was really cute! 555
alvin - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john and mckludge....thanks .....that would have been a great third part... or maybe even "i flushed him down the bathroom fixture"
stuart mcarthur - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
whoa! - I've just read three top parody authors writing at their best, in a row - brilliant, alvin, and to be so close to the OS and so funny as well takes a master - the second last stanza was an undiluted classic - 555
Kristof Robertson - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Stone cold classic, Al...brilliant match to the OS. I wonder if they saw a Yellow Subma....damn, JAB, you took my line! ;-) 555+
Oh, I just had a thought! You could do "Crabby Road" as a concept album! Pleeease....
alvin - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks stuart and kristof

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