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Song Parodies -> "I Mailed For A Wife"

Original Song Title:

"A Day In The Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Mailed For A Wife"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i get to choose today, oh joy
i'll find a lucky gal who makes the grade
although these choices look quite sad
i'll pull the wheat from chaff
i'll scan these photographs
i threw out all that smoked cigars
i didn't want the one whose sex had changed
a few sent pictures of them, bared
i'd seen this ruse before
nobody was really sure just when those photos had occurred

i'll choose a dame today, oh boy
an english girl or one from singapore ?
or maybe one from uruguay ?
i had another look
one last glance was took
i'd love to have them all

which one...would rock in bed ?
who could cook and keep me fed ?
one with wavy hair or straight in cut ?
a roundish butt...or one with shapely waist ?
hmm hmm hmm
took a vote and said, "that's that"
made a choice in seconds flat
she was great upstairs, her body smoked
someone i could other words, a dream

ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahhhh

i met my bride today, uh oh
four hundred pounds and looks that fueled my fear
resembled photo, not at all
she was more wide than tall
now i know the photo was a shot of her when she was small
i'd love to trade her in

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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McKludge - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Caveat Emptor, my good man. You should have checked the fine print for a money back guarantee 555
TJC - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Must have been one o' them jail order brides... Clever stuff!
Rex - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Let me send in these mail order 5's. Great work here.
alvin - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge TJC and rex
John Barry - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd like to buy a dowry.
Beatlejuice - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Being a trans-sexual who smokes cigars, I take offense at this. Just kidding. You should have ordered C.O.D., like I do. Three fives
AFW - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Way to go...send a letter abroad, and you get a broad
alvin - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john, beatlejuice (lol) and AFW
stuart mcarthur - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
as mcKludge said, caveat emptor, al - this is hilarious, and some very funny takes on the OS lyrics - and what, so some people lie!! lol - 555
alvin - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks they say....everyone is cuter when seen on the 'puter

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