-> "I Mailed For A Wife"
Original Song Title:
"A Day In The Life"
Parody Song Title:
"I Mailed For A Wife"
i get to choose today, oh joy
i'll find a lucky gal who makes the grade
although these choices look quite sad
i'll pull the wheat from chaff
i'll scan these photographs
i threw out all that smoked cigars
i didn't want the one whose sex had changed
a few sent pictures of them, bared
i'd seen this ruse before
nobody was really sure just when those photos had occurred
i'll choose a dame today, oh boy
an english girl or one from singapore ?
or maybe one from uruguay ?
i had another look
one last glance was took
i'd love to have them all
which one...would rock in bed ?
who could cook and keep me fed ?
one with wavy hair or straight in cut ?
a roundish butt...or one with shapely waist ?
hmm hmm hmm
took a vote and said, "that's that"
made a choice in seconds flat
she was great upstairs, her body smoked
someone i could stroke....in other words, a dream
ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahhhh
i met my bride today, uh oh
four hundred pounds and looks that fueled my fear
resembled photo, not at all
she was more wide than tall
now i know the photo was a shot of her when she was small
i'd love to trade her in
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||4.7|
|Overall Rating: ||4.7|
|Total Votes: ||13|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||1||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||12||