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Song Parodies -> "Armless Lepers Cloning Parts Club Planned"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Armless Lepers Cloning Parts Club Planned"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I was reading in the news today
That a leper lost a hand and prayed
But with modern scientific guile
Pretty soon he's gonna have a smile
'Cause we can reproduce for you
The things they've missed for all these years
Arm-less lepers cloning parts club planned!

For armless lepers, cloning arms and hands
Is easy, just like legs and toes
Many years the cloning parts was banned
But now, we'll even add a nose!

Arm-less leper cloning, armless leper cloning
Armless leper cloning parts club planned!

It's wonderful to be ear-ed
Our scientists are skilled
Though our first test was fraudulent
It seems that they were mocking us
The first guy looked like Spock!

If you really need a part that shows
Like an ear or just the one that grows
And the leper's gonna wear a thong
Then we make sure not to get it wrong
So we will re-produce for you
The part that never brings you jeers

Awesome Lepers Horsey Part Club Gland

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Steve K. - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Will this lead into something like "With A Little Part That Was Cloned"?
alvin - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
most excellent...looking forward to seeing more from you
AFW - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Just what I like, wild and imaginitive title subs...Quite creative.
John Barry - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Magnificent matching of syllables.
Ravyn Rant - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! Many good lines, but "it's wonderful to be ear-ed" made me chortle madly. 555
Peter Andersson - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Beautiful title and really great parody, I'm cloning some fives for you!
McKludge - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd give you 2 thumbs up, but I seem to have misplaced them. Will fives do?
stuart mcarthur - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Liked the finish, and loved the pacing - very easy to read and funny idea - 555
Ann Hammond - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Beatlejuice - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I guess people will always remember The Beatles' songs. Thanks for commenting everybody.
John Jenkins - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent wordplay and humor.
Agrimorfee - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Last line should have been: "Heeeere's Yooouurr Eeeaaarrrs!!" But excellent!! 555
Phil Alexander - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent. Is it you that's been sending me all those emails about "extensions", then?

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