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The Beatles

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"Fester's Gay"

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The Lyrics

Yikes, yet another Yesterday parody.
Fester's gay, tried to make a pass at Lurch today
The big guy groaned and then just sulked away
Don't tell Pugsley and Wed-nes-day

Handily, Thing's been used for things he shouldn't be
Once smooth digits now move stickily
Oh, Fester's gay, flamboyantly

Light bulbs in his mouth used to glow the night away
But now cousin Itt fills that mouth with "curds and whey"

Fester's gay, wood clamps used to squeeze his head like clay
Now he karaokes Doris Day
Oh, I believe that Fester's gay

That cold clammy skin, such a nice pallor of grey
Now his bed of nails is a UV light array

Fester say, you and Gomez will crash trains today
'Tish already knows how to sashay
Oh, I'm bereaved that Fester's gay

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Peter Andersson - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Why, oh why
Did you write this par'dy, newbie guy
Makes no sense to me, I cannot lie
So just go do, another try
renaldo - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Groan,grumble,groan (Lurch sounds) Back to the drawing board. Maybe a Munsters parody would work better.
Agrimorfee - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty funny idea. Love the imaginative pronunciation of "Wed-nes-day". But you lost points with me for the "curds & whey" line--that was a picture that no mind should want to imagine. Welcome to the monkeyhouse. 534
Agrimorfee - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
544 is what I guess I typed in.
renaldo - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee. Yeah, that eigtht line needed an editor.
Michael Pacholek - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Fester Addams? Gay? Nah, I don't believe it... Freddy from "Scooby-Doo," that I would believe. But Fester? And Cousin Itt? If so, he'd style his hair a LOT better than that -- maybe even forge a neat toupee for Fester. Bad theory... but very good parody!
2Eagle - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
He would rather karaoke Judy Garland, but you can't get that to rhyme.
Peter Andersson - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I think my comment came off as far to negative, and for example I do agree with Agri (ha-ha, I kill myself) that you had a clever use of Wed-nes-day. Check out for my own stretched take on the same theme and the same song, not easily forgotten though I know wish I sorta could. :-)
renaldo - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks eveyone for the comments. Peter, I looked up your parody and thought it was really funny. Congrats on having the 1000th Beatles post.

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