-> "(Paris Hilton's) Trashman"
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"(Paris Hilton's) Trashman"
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I'll tell you what I sold today
Some Paris trash right on Ebay
'Cause I'm her trashman....Yeah, I'm her trashman
A dog food can, three hundred bucks
Used condoms (no, not THAT much luck)
None in the trash, man
She rides bareback, man
I don't want her car, or whole damn fleet
I could get more for her bycycle seat
If she rides all day out in the heat
You can scratch and sniff, now THAT'S a treat!
TRASHMAN! 'Cause I'm her trashman, yeah I'm her trashman
You know just what I want it for
(Thank you, trashy Paris)
You best bid quick, then bid some more
(Big bucks, for the seat!)
'Cause I'm her trashman...yeah I'm her trashman
Now my advice, if you're so brash
Don't date the starlets, sell their trash
Yeah I'm her trashman
Yeah, I'm her trashman
But I'm keeping the seat just for me.........
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