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Song Parodies -> "(Paris Hilton's) Trashman"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"(Paris Hilton's) Trashman"

Parody Written by:

John Lovit

The Lyrics .....Bidding war on E-bay for trash from the trashy Paris Hilton.
I'll tell you what I sold today
Some Paris trash right on Ebay
'Cause I'm her trashman....Yeah, I'm her trashman

A dog food can, three hundred bucks
Used condoms (no, not THAT much luck)
None in the trash, man
She rides bareback, man

I don't want her car, or whole damn fleet
I could get more for her bycycle seat
If she rides all day out in the heat
You can scratch and sniff, now THAT'S a treat!

TRASHMAN! 'Cause I'm her trashman, yeah I'm her trashman

You know just what I want it for
(Thank you, trashy Paris)
You best bid quick, then bid some more
(Big bucks, for the seat!)

'Cause I'm her trashman...yeah I'm her trashman

Now my advice, if you're so brash
Don't date the starlets, sell their trash

Yeah I'm her trashman
Yeah, I'm her trashman

But I'm keeping the seat just for me.........
Apologies to Alvin Rhodes, Rick Duncan, Beatles Parody Man, and Dominic L., who all did this song with the same title. Mine has a different slant, and was written before I saw the others, so I decided to post it anyway.

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alvin - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
funny concept...i dug it
AFW - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
A good idea, very well done
Kristof Robertson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
John, you've got to start writing more; you've got a great sense of humour and style, and I've really enjoyed what I've read of yours so far. Great fun...555
Ann Hammond - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
he he

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