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Song Parodies -> "Rachael Ray"

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The Beatles

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"Rachael Ray"

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The Lyrics

Rachael Ray. Five TV shows, 13 books, her own magazine, endless product lines. I even saw her face on a box of crackers, which inspired me to write this parody. So here it is, set to the tune of one of my all-time favorite songs. And despite what some of the lyrics may imply, I'm really am a fan of RR. Yum-o!
Rachael Ray, on my TV almost every day
Why should I care what she has to say
Oh, I can't stand Miss Rachael Ray

Originally, I knew exactly where she would be
30 Minute Meals was enough for me
But not for her, apparently

Next another show
She spends Forty bucks a day
I'd... pay... forty-one
To stop seeing Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray, everywhere I go I see her face
Sells 13 books so you can cook her way
And a magazine called "Everyday"

Now another show
It seems like she's here to stay
Day-time talk done wrong
When the host is Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray, seems there's nowhere I can get away
Guess I might as well come out and say
Oh, I'm in love with Rachael Ray
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.
Original tune here in case anyone needs it:

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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2Eagle - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I wish she would stick to cooking and leave the celebrities out. I like Paula Deen.
MrMacphisto - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Aside from her Joker smile, I like Rachael... lol... 5-5-5
Michael Pacholek - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Rachel Ray... Yum-O. Delish. Fantabulous. And the parody was OK, too.
Andrew D. Lacroix - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job, three five's like her 5 mentions in your song about her. Sorry, I like her a lot, but I wasn't bias. Nice job.

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