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Song Parodies -> "I'm Bald And Maimed"

Original Song Title:

"I Call Your Name"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Bald And Maimed"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'm bald and maimed
and shorn of hair
my scars obtained
in the barber's chair

oh, he was drunk that night
man, he was gone
and in, i creeped that night
a helpless pawn

it'll grow back, i take it
at least that's the plan
till then, i must fay-yay-yake it
with a toupee, i can

oh, i'm a dreadful sight
don't look the same
i'm suffered such a plight
i'm bald and maimed

i'n bald and maimed

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Phil Alexander - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
:-) Haven't listened to the OS for years, but still remember how it goes... next time, avoid Sweeney Todd's, OK?
alvin - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks phil...i avoid ALL barbers
2Eagle - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
What would have happened if you were talking politics?
Pa Tuckett - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Love it. I call this: Fives!
MrMacphisto - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
lol... good as always...
alvin - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle pa tuckett and macphisto
Michael Pacholek - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Just remember, Lex: Messing with Superman won't get you any less bald or maimed.

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