I saw the mess today, oh boy!
The party poopers came to life this year -
And though they hatched two years before -
They're back again this year,
They're floating in our beer.
I thought I'd go out to a bar -
I didn't notice the unhappy hour.
The red eyed boogers climed the walls,
While men cried in their beer.
It wasn't a successful year,
They played for the Chicago Bears -
I'd like to turn you on - (Wisconsin, on Wisconsin......)

I saw the game today, oh boy!
The Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl.
A cloud of insects came our way -
They spoiled the victory dance -
With their resonance -
I'd like to gross you out - (bzzzzrrrrrbzzzzzrrrr.....)

Woke up, bugs in my bed,
Crawling all around my head.
Tiptoed 'round the bugs and found my cup -
Looking down, they were floating in my tea.
Logged onto the internet,
Recipes for bugs omlette!
Rushed into the loo and had to puke -
Too many bugs made the toilet overflow.
Eeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwww!
Eeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwww!
Eeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwww!

I saw the news today, oh boy!
Ten billion bugs in Sheboygan, Wisconsin -
And though the bugs were rather small,
They had to count them all -
Now they know how many bugs
It takes to fill the Rose Bowl.
I'd like to gross you out.......