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Song Parodies -> "Golden Arches/Nary A Wait/Recommend"

Original Song Title:

"Golden Slumber/Carry That Weight/The End"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Golden Arches/Nary A Wait/Recommend"

Parody Written by:

McKludge

The Lyrics

An ode to McDonalds, aka The Golden Arches.
Thanks to Mr. Ray (1), I’ll get my burger
Thanks to Mr. Ray, I’ll get my burg’
Cheap patties flung by sweaty guys
And soggy, over-salted fries

Golden Arches are in sight
Grumbling stomach’s feeling tight
You can be sure there’s one nearby
From New York City to Mumbai

It’s the perfect place, to ease my cravings
It’s the perfect place, for things I crave
Yes I would like to super-size
No I don’t want an apple pie

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time

The meat is fresh off the grill-o
Our chicken is free of salmonella
So if you’re feeling like a hungry fella
Go chow down

Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Oh Yeah, All Right
Got my Quarter Pounder with Cheese, tonight

*drum solo*

Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru

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I recommend
The Shamrock Shake
It’s the best flavor to … partake
(1) Ray Kroc was the founder of the McDonalds franchise

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MasonR - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Cute, but I'm still not gonna eat there! 555s
John Barry - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Give me five orders.
AFW - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Lovin' it...
alvin - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
this is GREAT...my favorite of the day...i worked there when i was 16...you deserve some fives today
Agrimorfee - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This is probably the best Golden Slumbers Suite parody I've read here. Sounds like it could be a real Mickey D commercial!
Dee Range - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Billions and billions laughed. Top notch writing. But I'm with MasonR when it comes to chowing down there. 555
McKludge - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone. I think I might record this one.

Alvin - So did I. I think it's a law in the US that every male between the ages of 16 and 18 must work at either a fast-food restaraunt, a grocery store, or in lawn care.

I wanted to put a line in the parody about billions served, but I couldn't make it fit.
2Eagle - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I still remember the Shamrock Shakes although I haven't had one in a long time. By the way, does anyone know if there's a McDonalds in Israel that serves kosher food?
stuart mcarthur - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
lovely lovely work (or is that The Pancake Parlour?) - no, the first stanza was perfect and the drollery continued - big 555 for the Big Mac(Kludge)
Guy - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
McKludge - If McDonald's™ is the break that I deserve today, I'd rather break a leg. Fine write.
~donaDosOuevos~ - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Quatros Ouevos . . . . por Favor ! ! Senor McLewd ! !
McKludge - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Guy - I still go for some fries now and again, but yeah, I can't eat their burgers anymore.

Lady Two Eggs - Is that your Native American name?
donaDOS - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
^ Hey you, ~LordMcLewd~, from up above . . . The NewArched ANGUS is awesome, sir !

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