-> "Golden Arches/Nary A Wait/Recommend"
Original Song Title:
"Golden Slumber/Carry That Weight/The End"
Parody Song Title:
"Golden Arches/Nary A Wait/Recommend"
The Lyrics
Thanks to Mr. Ray (1), I’ll get my burger
Thanks to Mr. Ray, I’ll get my burg’
Cheap patties flung by sweaty guys
And soggy, over-salted fries
Golden Arches are in sight
Grumbling stomach’s feeling tight
You can be sure there’s one nearby
From New York City to Mumbai
It’s the perfect place, to ease my cravings
It’s the perfect place, for things I crave
Yes I would like to super-size
No I don’t want an apple pie
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Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
The meat is fresh off the grill-o
Our chicken is free of salmonella
So if you’re feeling like a hungry fella
Go chow down
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
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Oh Yeah, All Right
Got my Quarter Pounder with Cheese, tonight
*drum solo*
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
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I recommend
The Shamrock Shake
It’s the best flavor to … partake
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