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Song Parodies -> "Wolverine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Wolverine"

Parody Written by:

Humiyayu

The Lyrics

Hey, who doesn't love the X-Men? Well, except for older folks ... and non-comic-book geeks ... and the 99% of the worlds population who have never heard of them ...
In the wil-
-derness of Canada
Lived a man with
A mutant gene,
He could heal
From all his injuries,
Had so much body hair
It was obscene.

He was kid-
-napped by the government;
Gave him metal claws
So sharp and keen;
Filled his bones
With a-da-man-ti-um,
And they called him
"Wolverine"...

(chorus)
We all run from that fellow Wolverine!
Fellow Wolverine!
Fellow Wolverine!
We all run from that fellow Wolverine!
Fellow Wolverine!
Fellow Wolverine!

Thinks his dad
Is Sabretooth;
No one really knows
If that's the truth;
And they both
Begin to fight ...
(and they go snarl and pounce and rip and shred
and snarl and pounce and rip and shred...)

(chorus)

And he joined
The team because
He's in love with
The redhead Jean;
He's the best
At what he does,
He's that mutant guy
Wolverine!

(chorus)
Whatcha starin' at, bub?

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McKludge - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Never been much of a fan of the X-crement comics, but this was a clever title sub. 555
Ann Hammond - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Andrea Huckstep - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Wolverine rocks!
Susanna Viljanen - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This was nice ones. 555.

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