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Song Parodies -> "Spam™...(not just for dinner anymore)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Spam™...(not just for dinner anymore)"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Burger King™ Just joined McD's in serving Spam Platters™ in Hawaii

Yahoo source article HERE
Spam™...I need some breakfast
Spam™...such a tasty breakfast
Spam™'s now at Burger King™
SPAM™ !!!

When I was hungry, way more hungry than today
I always tasted my poor mama's cooking every day
But bless her soul she's gone and I must feed my self
Now I dine when I'm inclined with Spam™ up on the shelf

Spam™ straight from the can, I gulp it down
Though it does accelerate my growing round
And I have to fight off both my hounds
Add some cheese, please, Spam™me

So now my day will start with diff'rent dining ways
As this SPAM PLATTER™ will soon vanish as I graze
But every now and then I somehow swallow wrong
And then I need with urgent speed the Heimlich before long

Help dislodge this Spam™ it won't go down
And I should regurgitate so watch your gowns
Swear I'll mop the barf up off the ground
Won't you please, please squeeze me?

(Heimlich performed, hunk of Spam™ flies across the room, knocking a waitress out)

Now when I'm hungry, my damn frumpy wife will say
"You're never eating any bloody Spam™ in any way!"
My fried Spam™ days are gone my wife has so assured
She may find, like when we grind, that may be premature

MILF her if you want, I'm leaving town
'Cause there ain't no way I'll let her boss me 'round
Next time I will chew it 'till it's ground
So just please, please, Spam™ me, Spam™ me, Spam™ me, (cheeeew!)


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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McKludge - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Spam Spam Spam Spam Wonderful Spam, Lovely Spam! 555
Arwen - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I LOVE this, stomach turned a little bit throughout...but it was too fun not to sing along!
alvin - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
i'll read this later...i'm off to burger king.....j/k.. funny, the security code was BK9
2Eagle - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate Spam - both kinds - and Bugger King too, but I love your parody. I'm going to be busy because everybody is at their best today.
Matthias - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Jonathan S. - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I would've given you perfect marks...but, the "barf" chorus and the part about leaving (and not caring about) your wife dampened it just a tad (I know it's just a song, but, still...) Here's a gift certificate for $5.45. (Security code: VWR; must stand for "Very Well Ritten")
AFW - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
A whopper of a theme and parody...
John Barry - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Super Parody And Mirthful.
Phil Alexander - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Marvellously Dee-Ranged :-D
The Anonymouse! - April 19, 2012 - Report this comment
You should have included Monty Python references.
Porfle Popnecker - April 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I like Spam so I found this clever parody quite tasty.

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