-> "Can Buy The Law"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Can Buy The Law"
Parody Written by:
Martin Anderson
The Lyrics
Can buy the law, law
Can buy the law
I'll write you a D.U.I. my friend
Just to put you behind bars
But the sheriff soon set you free
Just because of who you are
'Cause I do care so much for money
For money can buy the law
Have a doctor say you are sick
You know that should be mighty fine
And if that fails just grab a mike
Then you can start to whine
'Cause I do care so much for money
For money can buy the law
Can buy the law
Everybody tells me so
Can buy the law
So rich it shows
Life is not fair and we all know
That it is just so true
Look at your mom just one final time
And tell her "I love you"
'Cause I do care so much for money
For money can buy the law
Can buy the law
Everyone knows it so
Can buy the law
So rich it shows
Say you can't eat no jailhouse food
Show me how you can lie
Tell me that the shower is too cold
To home you wish to fly
For I do care so much for money
For money can buy the law
Ooh, can buy the law, law
Can buy the law, ooh
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