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Song Parodies -> "Natives Lack Kindness"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Natives Lack Kindness"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

sung by aliens who have been monitoring the earth for ages, trying to decide if we should be spared or exterminated
native lack kindness (natives lack kindness)

for sure, my captain, you must take a look
things on earth ain't right...its a donnybrook
that's nothin' novel, from these men, i fear
but they've stepped it up
its apparent that these natives lack kindness
natives lack kindness

they're absurdly gory and they should be banned
they don't honor life...or their fellow man
it just ain't workin'...they should not prevail
we must shelve these slobs
its apparent that these natives lack kindness
natives lack kindness

natives lack kindness (natives lack kindness)

they have lasted ages...but their days are few
always wagin' war...but they'll soon be through
we can stand, no longer, their barbaric style
we must take them down
its apparent that these natives lack kindness
natives lack kindness

we don't really like it, but we have the might
to wipe out six billion...in a single night
they will simply burn up...in their atmosphere
cause we need a break
its apparent that these natives lack kindness
natives lack kindness (natives lack kindness)

natives lack kindness (natives lack kindness)

natives lack kindness (natives lack kindness)
natives lack kindness (natives lack kindness)
natives lack kindness (natives lack kindness)
natives lack kindness (natives lack kindness)



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