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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be Your Ham"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Your Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Your Ham"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i wanna be discovered, baby
i wanna be mouth-crammed
i wanna be all buttered, baby
i wanna be your ham

stuff you like no other, baby
not like crap that's canned
honey glazed and smothered, baby
taste that's really grand

i wanna be your ham
i wanna be your ham
i wanna be your ham
i wanna be your ham

kill me and then serve me, baby
i will understand
dyin' don't unnerve me, baby
i wanna be your ham

don't mind bein' splattered, baby
i wanna be lunch, planned
i wanna grace your platter, baby
i wanna be your ham

i wanna be your ham
i wanna be your ham
i wanna be your ham
i wanna be your ham

i wanna be your ham
i wanna be your ham
i wanna be your ham

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John Barry - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
It's a parody pigout.
AFW - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny, and fits great
Ann Hammond - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john AFW and ann
Peregrin - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. 15 roasted oinks to ya alvin, served in portions of 3.
alvin - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin
littleHAMcakes - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Despite its political incorrectness, I love ham, and this parody! And I like the ~OS~, too, Sir Alvin!

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