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Song Parodies -> "Things That Jed Would Say"

Original Song Title:

"Things We Said Today"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Things That Jed Would Say"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

he would say "whee doggie"
on my favorite show
i don't mean jim varney
ebsen's all i know
with his act, so corny
whiskered dude had, with words, a way
and i still remember
things that jed would say

father of a fine girl
wished that she were mine
to beasts, was a kind girl
homes there, they would find
hokey jokes were teeming
from podunk, in their truck, they strayed
and i still remember
things that jed would say

he was such a country guy
loved to hear him say that country stuff
i'd nearly lose my mind
cause the words he'd say...

were fun enough to make my mind purr
humorous, by gum
laughing all the time...pure..
yokum, so home-spun

always left me beaming
cause his jests made me laugh away
and i still remember
things that jed would say


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TJC - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Dagnapit! That was a nice retrospective, alvin
Ann Hammond - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I read
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I find it hard to believe that President Jed Bartlet would have said any of those things.
alvin - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks TJC ann and michael
AFW - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Fine and extra funny tribute...I loved that show, too
Rex - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
More fun than a cement pond!
alvin - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and rex
stuart mcarthur - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Jed was just a beacon of goodness, wasn't he Al? - you guys should have made him president (and Ellie May could have sat in for first lady) - 555

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