Song Parodies -> Computers
| Original Song Title: | "Yesterday" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Computers" |
| Parody Written by: | 2:49 AM |
My lament about my crappy computer. I WANT WINDOWS 95 BACK! Please comment.
Computers, mine goes really slow all through the day.
Maybe I should upgrade right away.
It must be Slow Computer Day.
Computers, annoy me with lots of warnings,
Computers, have another error,
Computers, have a BSOD.
Why it goes so slow
I don't know, no spyware found.
What did I do wrong,
Maybe it's the spilled soda.
It's memory is very low,
Many times I hate the computer.
Oh, I believe it's upgrade time.
Why it goes so slow
I don't know, no spyware found.
What did I do wrong,
Maybe it's the spilled soda.
Windows 95, oh how I miss it so much
Windows XP is so terrible.
I want my Windows 95.
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*.
Maybe I should upgrade right away.
It must be Slow Computer Day.
Computers, annoy me with lots of warnings,
Computers, have another error,
Computers, have a BSOD.
Why it goes so slow
I don't know, no spyware found.
What did I do wrong,
Maybe it's the spilled soda.
It's memory is very low,
Many times I hate the computer.
Oh, I believe it's upgrade time.
Why it goes so slow
I don't know, no spyware found.
What did I do wrong,
Maybe it's the spilled soda.
Windows 95, oh how I miss it so much
Windows XP is so terrible.
I want my Windows 95.
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*.
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I've got a copy of Windows '95 running on one old machine I refurbished, and I've learned you can actually get Mozilla Firefox 1.5 to run on Windows '95 if you get enough of the right kinds of upgrades on it. It does take a while to load, though...
Not great, 2:49AM. This could have been quite cute, but the main problem is that "Computers" has a completely different emphasis than "Yesterday". The rhyming and pacing started okay, but went downhill quickly. Still, not bad. BSOD made me chuckle. 343.
Hmm, yeah, you could downgrade yourself back to Windows 95, but I prefer to switch to Linux or ReactOS (an open-source Windows NT clone) if I were to ditch that crappy XP thing... Nice geek thing, though... 343
Thanks for the comments. My Windows 95 is in the basement, but I accidentally killed it in the year AD 2000. Deleted some vital system files. But anyway. I was going to type something relevant, but I forgot just this moment.
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