Now some day we'll take us a case of Coca Cola and take a rocket to the moon
Yes sir, we'll do it up right and bring lots of food and wine
We'll swoon and sigh, we'll take a rocket like that
The one we saw on "Astro Boy"
You'll be dressed in a plastic gown
Book us up a flight, we'll be going real soon
Rocket to moon, be seeing you soon
And it won't even be a high bill

The rocket is fun, it's 'A Number One'
We won't even need Lysol
We'll see laser beams in our silicon jeans
And even much more that we can see
Oh, it will be a thrill
I just get a chill
It is all inside of the plan, see?

Our maintenance man who calls himself Stan
Will give the bunkrooms a good washdown
A green alien will be the first in
To give Security a big showdown!
If things get too hot in the rocketship pot
Well, we'll just prepare for a big crashdown
Yaugggh!!!
(Yada, yada, yada, ya-da, da)
(Yada, yada, yada, ya-da, da, ad lib)

Press the buttons and spin
While we give a big grin
We'll begin to tell a wise fable
About Rockets lit by a match
And chocolate donuts deep fried from scratch
And television programming before there was cable

Our rocket to the moon
Has only enough room
For you and me, not the rabble
Come on, Old Scout,
We'll eat sauerkraut
And play us a few rounds of Scrabble.

(Yada, yada, yada, ya-da, da, light up the rockets now, yada, yada)
(Yada, yada, yada, ya-da, da, , come fly the rockets now., yada, yada) (AD LIB)

Our rocket song it now be done!