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Song Parodies -> "Got A Siamese Twin For A Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Got To Get You Into My Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Got A Siamese Twin For A Wife"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

we ain't alone...no where to hide
i never know where i will find her
another broad...begins to rise
i see her snuggle up behind her
ooh...then i suddenly see two
ooh...ain't no way that i need two
just a single dame...would be fine

we sit and hug...she's sittin' by
not two i wanted, but i hold two
she's half of one...share more than time
she creeps right in as i have told you
ooh...i can't neck when she's near me
ooh...cause she watches so clearly
can't they be untethered in some way ?

got a siamese twin for a wife

what can i do ?...its always three
when acts we do, she always stays there
we'd be two...if she'd just leave
though that would do, i know no way there
ooh...could i suddenly free sue ?
ooh...you can tell i don't need sue
just a single dame...would be fine

got a siamese twin for a wife
got a siamese twin for a wife

we ain't alone...no where to hide
i never know where i will find her
another broad...begins to rise
i see her snuggle up behind her
then i suddenly see two
ain't no way that i need two
just a single dame...would be fine




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Adagio - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, I don't know the song well enough to get a sense of pacing. However, I know your pacing, and that's some situation to be in. : ) 5's
MasonR - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm rather attached to this parody!
Yoidy - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Great stuff! Siamese 555/555s
John Barry - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I need go no further to know that this is the title of the day!
alvin - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks adagio mason yoidy and john
AFW - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Siam pleased to give you 555
alvin - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Rex - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
But I thought two heads were better than one...lol 555.
alvin - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks rex

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