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Song Parodies -> "Penny Lane(Explicit)"

Original Song Title:

"Penny Lane"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Penny Lane(Explicit)"

Parody Written by:

NummyBumChucks

The Lyrics

Explicit, rude, thought up over bouncing on trampoline. You know it'sgonna be rude(but hilarious!)Tally Ho, Bitches
Penny Lane
There is a barber showing photographs
of every girl he's had the pleasure to a-shag
and everybody who reads a mag
you know they're all slags

On the corner is a gayman with a big fat dick
the little buggers laugh at him behind his bits
But the gayman never gives a shit
in the pouring rain(very strange)

Chorus
Penny Lane
is in my ears, without a sound
Wnkers, Tarts and Tramps are all around
(everybody else hates them)

In Penny Lane there is a fireman
with a shiny knob
And in his pocket is a can of Heinz baked beans
he likes to keep his shiny knob quite clean
It's a pee machine

(Trumpets Interlude)

Chrous
Penny Lane
is full of bollocks junk and lies
For a shit and wanker pie
(When in main street, take a wizz)

Behind the shelter in the middle of a roundabout
The sexy maid is selling milk straight from her juggs,
but nobody ever gives a f***,
but the prostitutes

Penny Lane, the barber shags another
customer,
We see the gayman sitting waiting for a f***,
but then he gets run over by a truck
in the pouring rain(very strange)

Chrous(x2)

End
Well, I did it, as well as my mate john, so it's very good.Tally Ho, Bitches(again).

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Yoidy - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Lotsa sick yuks! 555
QC79 - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Too bad Whatfreaks.com shut down. This parody is more appropriate for that kind of site...
MrMacphisto - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Dirty parodies are a guilty pleasure of mine... :)

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