I had a crappy day
That was worse than yours
And here is the story
You haven't heard this before
It was sure crappy
And with this, it begins

I was taking a swim
But the pool was filled with acid
Burnt all my skin clean off
Ouch
Why should this be all
Because more was to come

I was juggling some knives
As well as bricks
And a knife pierced a brick
And fell on my foot

But still that's not all
I was taking a nap in the street
A steamroller flattened me
And a cement truck cemented me
And I left the oven on too,
I had a crappy day

I was playing with a blender
Stuck my hand right inside
It left me like Luke Skywalker
I had an uncontrollable chainsaw
I stopped it, by sticking it between my legs
You can't imagine the pain