Hey DRUs, why do some clerks
Not put folders back where they found them
It must be they're trying hard to make rates
They hesitate, their boss will hound them

Hey DRUs, some like to work
In the same row and have a party
When Pipeline and Sort and Sequence join in
Those clerks begin to laugh so hearty

So take them out and put'em in, hey DRU's, begin
A new day of document retention
And when your tour of duty's through, hey DRU's, just do
The fun things that will relieve the tension

Na na na na, na, na na na na

Hey DRUs, don't let us down
You have found them, sign out your batches
Just staple attachments where they belong
So they're not wrong, and it all matches

When missing documents, not if, hey DRUs, BNIF*
They're not in the files, nor have been since June
And in your work occasionally, hey DRU's, you'll see
The forms that you need will be retired soon

Na na na na, na, na na na na

Hey DRUs, why do some clerks
Not put folders back where they found them
It must be they're trying hard to make rates
They hesitate, their boss will hound them,
Hound them, hound them, hound them,
Hound them, hound them, yeah!

Na, na na, na na na na,
Na na na na, hey DRUs....(repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseam)