I could sneak into the kitchen
Drinking milk out of the carton from the fridge
Wy wife's comin' in, found out that
I drank milk out of the carton from the fridge

She couldn't believe I'm drinking
The milk out of the carton, thinking
About the milk I was drinking
Drinking milk out of the carton from the fridge

My wife got too angry at me
She's aggravating, but... have I got mad?
Having a midnight snack or something
Drinking milk out of the carton is not bad

I wasn't telling you this
I've done that when I was a kid
But you didn't want to see me
Drinking milk out of the carton from the fridge

I would drink it right out of
The carton, someday you might do it (I couldn't drink from it)
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Even you're throwing a fit (I can throw a fit)

We would be so happy you and me
A certain something that I can do
Swear someday that you will be
Drinking milk out of the carton like you