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Song Parodies -> "Substance Called Chlorine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Substance Called Chlorine"

Parody Written by:

Tim

The Lyrics

In the town where I was born
People swam in tiny seas
They're called pools and they are fine
But they're all filled with chlorine

People splash and have some fun
The water's blue instead of green
People swim and rock the waves
But can still taste chlorine

Pools are filled with a substance called chlorine
Substance called chlorine, substance called chlorine
Pools are filled with a substance called chlorine
Substance called chlorine, substance called chlorine

If you ever do get bored
Try the pool, but be forwarned
That your eyes may hurt all day
(sounds of a person in pain)

Pools are filled with a substance called chlorine
Substance called chlorine, substance called chlorine
Pools are filled with a substance called chlorine
Substance called chlorine, substance called chlorine

(Pool sounds and shouting during music break)

You may swim all that you please
But don't give me a fuss (don't give me a fuss)
If your eyes bleed (if your eyes bleed)
In the pool (in the pool)
It's never green (it's never green)
And there's substance (there's a substance)
Called chlorine (called chlorine, ah ha!)

Pools are filled with a substance called chlorine
Substance called chlorine, substance called chlorine
Pools are filled with a substance called chlorine
Substance called chlorine, substance called chlorine
Pools are filled with a substance called chlorine...

(fade out)

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alvin rhodes - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
i sang along..this is great
Ravyn Rant - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm so allergic that I itch just reading about chlorine, otherwise I'd have sung along, too.
Ann Hammond - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang too
Spoof-Man - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
This is great-5555
Pi - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Chlorine is my god. I love this, it got a little awkward at a few points with the pacing.
Meriadoc - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
My aunt always had those little water bugs diving around in her pool - I guess they adapt to chlorine... :-)

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