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Song Parodies -> "I Need To Wash My Pants"
Original Song Title:
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"I Need To Wash My Pants"
Parody Written by:
Ann Hammond
The Lyrics
Well I need to do something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something's
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
No tag says to me
I have to wash by hand
I wont buy a thing
With such a huge demand
Not gonna wash by hand
Not gonna wash by hand
And in the washer it looks sudsy, inside
take my pants out damp
And hang them
Out to dry
Out to dry
Out to dry
I need to do something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something's
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
And in the washer it looks sudsy, inside
I take them out damp
And hang them
Out to dry
Out to dry
Out to dry
I need to do something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something's
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
I think you'll understand
When I say that something's
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
No tag says to me
I have to wash by hand
I wont buy a thing
With such a huge demand
Not gonna wash by hand
Not gonna wash by hand
And in the washer it looks sudsy, inside
take my pants out damp
And hang them
Out to dry
Out to dry
Out to dry
I need to do something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something's
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
And in the washer it looks sudsy, inside
I take them out damp
And hang them
Out to dry
Out to dry
Out to dry
I need to do something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something's
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
I needta wash my pants
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A real cute image of a woman singing into the washing machine to her pants came into my head just now--- I wonder if that's what I look like when i sing to my toaster oven. We should do "music videos for everyday people." Three fives for the funness of it!
me too...cause i laughed so hard, i peed
Not the kind of dirty song I was expecting.
I was expecting something else....glad to say you weren't that kind of 'dirty'. : D 5's
Thanks Jango I'll have to try singing to my toaster oven. Thats probably the only thing I haven't tried singing to. Alvin sorry for making you do extra laundry. Michael and Adagio thanks. I only get real fealthy when I'm digging in my garden. Then I have to wash shirts and pants
Careful, Ann. Someone less of a gentleman than I am might get a parody idea from that...
I keep forgetting that "pants" on that side of the pond means "trousers". A guy could get the wrong end of the stick, you know ;-)
Well laundered parody...
Michael if there's someone less of a gentleman that gets a dirty idea then thats his problem not mine. I'll try to be more carefull with my words. Thanks Phil and AFW
LOL! I thought this song was the dirtier idea, but none the less, this was great, 5-5-5
Better than Kate Bush's song on the same subject...pretty simple and whimsical. 555
I love a good clean parody
Don't be more careful with your words -- we love double entendres here!
Thanks Charnstar, Agrimorfee , and TT
Delicate fabrics my #$%. If it says it can't go in the washer, it goes in anyways. If it falls apart, good. We all need durable clothes anyways. 555
Now you need to do a followup about ironing... :-)
I like the way you read the tags Michael C. Meri you think I should try "Iron Mam"?
Cute parody. 5s
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