Iran is loose today, oh boy
I found a ducky man of shades of gray
And though my booze was Indian sand
Well I just passed a map, and
I saw a bottle laugh, and
The flu got signed out in Darfur
He didn't notice that Bud Light was gay
A mount of steeples loved his hair
They saw a rape bee tour
Nobody was really sure if I was drunk on Miller Lite

Robot just killed a gay, oh boy
The Engrish Starmie looked at nazi porn
The coward people turned for Ray
But I just had to cook
Having bread and looks
I'd love the bird flu, Dawn

Looked up
A loaf of bread
Dragged a phone across Texas
And D-Day was there and turned it up
Looking up, I noticed fly was raped
Found some dope and rammed my fat
Rounded bus to wreck a rat
And George W got out his coke
Jeff Gordon spoke that Erwin was gotta leave

Iran is loose today, oh boy
I stoke my nose in Crackford, drank a beer
And though Tom goes to other mall
They had the county haul
Now they know that Frank in Joe are in Philadelphia
I'd love the bird flu, Dawn