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Song Parodies -> "Obstetrician's Office"
Original Song Title:
"Octopus' Garden"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Obstetrician's Office"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i'd like to be...an employee
in an obstetrician's office...for a day
the gals come in...and bare their skin
in an obstetrician's office...hip hooray
and while they're in...i'd come to see
what an obstetrician's doing...woo-ee
i'd like to be...an employee
in an obstetrician's office...for a day
i'd spend the morn...among the swarm
and i'd visit right away...to prep and shave
i'd stroke their heads...to ease their dread
in the obstetrician's office...where i'd slave
i would slink and glance around
because i know...what can be found
i'd like to be...an employee
in an obstetrician's office...for a day
there's no doubt...i'd check them out
immoral ?...i might...be called a knave
(some would say i was depraved)
oh what joy...its only girls, no boys
showing...exactly what i crave
(madly, how i crave)
i would be...so happy, i'd work free
being there, with all there is to view
i'd like to be...an employee
in an obstetrician's office...its true
in an obstetrician's office...its true
in an obstetrician's office...its true
in an obstetrician's office...for a day
the gals come in...and bare their skin
in an obstetrician's office...hip hooray
and while they're in...i'd come to see
what an obstetrician's doing...woo-ee
i'd like to be...an employee
in an obstetrician's office...for a day
i'd spend the morn...among the swarm
and i'd visit right away...to prep and shave
i'd stroke their heads...to ease their dread
in the obstetrician's office...where i'd slave
i would slink and glance around
because i know...what can be found
i'd like to be...an employee
in an obstetrician's office...for a day
there's no doubt...i'd check them out
immoral ?...i might...be called a knave
(some would say i was depraved)
oh what joy...its only girls, no boys
showing...exactly what i crave
(madly, how i crave)
i would be...so happy, i'd work free
being there, with all there is to view
i'd like to be...an employee
in an obstetrician's office...its true
in an obstetrician's office...its true
in an obstetrician's office...its true
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Let's say there are two doctors visiting whom I especially dislike. One is dentist and the other is ob/gyn. One deals with an orifice at my top and the other at my bottom.
Nakedly funny 5's for being such a naughty boy!
Love the background lines in the last verse. 555
Brilliantly done, Alvin
VERY naughty! : D 5's
You really put the "OB" in "SLOB." Five whacks across the knuckles with an old wooden ruler.
thanks susanna (lol) yoidy phil adagio and michael
Title switch of the day -- LOL on home page. I speculum that this parody might stirrup some opposition, but I hole-heartedly approve, and anyone who tries to smear this is just writing pap. I c*nt give you anything but Fives.
p. s. Maybe you could get an internship? Or be the daytime janitor?
p. s. Maybe you could get an internship? Or be the daytime janitor?
What Adagio said
thanks tommy (lol) and ann
dr alvin rhodes, at your cervix, ma'am
thanks malcolm (lol)
OMG this is great! Perfectly perverse pacing and word switches.
I'm number one but you're taking ME down seriously! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
I about dialated laughing
thanks mason and PMS
You've snatched a lot of 5's with this one. Here's 555 more.
Most creative...funny with a capitol F...right in the groove
There's only one thing that I can say about this, "Cl*t was the best parody I've heard in awhile"
Great parody here, Alvin! You know, at one time I though being an OB/GYN would be a great job. That is until I realized not every woman that comes in there is going to be problem-free.... 5s. PS: If you're interested, you could do "Pap Smear" to "Kashmir".
thanks rex AFW matthias and red ant
Guess I'm late considering the sheer number of responses, but I'm always fashionably late--I sleep in the morning, work in the evening, and play at night. . .I'm just Weird, and so are you--so it's a great thing--555
hip hooray - bad pun - clever line!
On "Friends", Rachel was flirting with a young OB/GYN, who said he had trouble dating. Rachel said facetiously, "Yes, I've heard that's true of cute young doctors".
He asked what she did for a living; she told him she was a waitress in a coffee shop.
He asked, "Have you ever come home after a long day at work and thought, 'If I see one more cup of coffee, I'm going to scream?'"
She replied, "Yes.... OHHHHHHHH!" (she got the picture)
might not be such a dream job after all :)
He asked what she did for a living; she told him she was a waitress in a coffee shop.
He asked, "Have you ever come home after a long day at work and thought, 'If I see one more cup of coffee, I'm going to scream?'"
She replied, "Yes.... OHHHHHHHH!" (she got the picture)
might not be such a dream job after all :)
you'd do it for free, AFW? then sorry, mate, you lose the job to this little black duck who'd be even cheaper! - in fact there's an even better job going in Melbourne, according to our talk-back radio this morning - private eyes being paid by councils to gain first hand (or, more accurately, other-hand) evidence (that will stand in a court of law) that illegal brothels are in fact doing what they are suspected of doing - great parody by the way! - 555
er, did I just say AFW?.......................sorry, alvin!
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