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Song Parodies -> "Humpty Dumpty"

Original Song Title:

"Helter Skelter"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Humpty Dumpty"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

when he gets to the bottom
he goes splat
and his shell opens wide
there he plops
stomach turns, as you see his insides
what you get is albumen and a yellowly mess
yes yes yes

do you...don't you...want me to save you ?
its critical mass, this fall sure did break you
let me...let me...let me
c'mon...let's take a glance here
well, it may be all over, but there's still a chance here

look out
humpty dumpty...humpty dumpty...humpty dumpty
ooh...look out...cause here he come

the king's men have got him
but he's cracked
and he's leakin' outside
so they stop, unconcerned
and they all step aside
then a turn for the horses
but they merely say "neigh"
neigh neigh neigh

well, do you...don't you...think we should fry him ?
you know he can't last...so let's gourmandize him
tell me...tell me...tell me
c'mon...i've got a hunch here
well, he may be your buddy, but he looks like lunch here

look out
humpty dumpty...humpty dumpty...humpty dumpty
look out, humpty dumpty
he's comin' down fast...yes, he is...yes, he is
comin' down fast...oh no...humpty dumpty...woo hoo

I GOT EGG YOLK ON MY FINGERS

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Steve K. - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
An egg-ceptionally good parody.
Rex - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Eggstraordinary! Eggcellent! You are one hard-boiled parodist. But all yolking aside, this is terrific!
Ann Hammond - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
cracked me up
Matthias - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Jam full of yolks, errrr. jokes... Had me laughing!
alvin rhodes - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks steve rex ann and matthias
Jack Wilson - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome job, 555! I guess this is what happens to Humpty Dumpty's girlfriend at a Beatles concert
MasonR - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny and totally cool. 555
AFW - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Unique, and funny...Omelet you have 3 fives
alvin rhodes - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks jack mason and AFW (nice pun)
Tim Hall - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Sunny side up 5's
alvin rhodes - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks tim
PMS - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Shelling out some 5s
Yoidy - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This really shellshocked me. Great, rib cracking parody! 555
alvin rhodes - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks PMS and yoidy
Porkbeard - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved it (555), but it begs the question - was this the eggman to which John referred in "I Am the Walrus"?
alvin - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks porkbeard...perhaps so....and omelets are goo-goo-goo-good !
b - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
you didnt take my vote
alvin - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks b

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