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Song Parodies -> "Kerry Why?"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kerry Why?"

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The Lyrics

Kerry why?
Babies die

Kerry why?
Christmas? Bye!

Kerry why?
Muslims fly
New York fries
Kerry why?

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Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Why? Because Condi Rice gave Georgie Bush a memo on August 6, 2001, titled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside U.S.," and Bush ignored it. Completely ignored it. Like John Kerry, a better and prouder American than you'll ever be, said, "Saddam Hussein did not attack us on September 11. Osama bin Laden did."
Immoral Liberal - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael - aren't we boycotting this useless and divisive rhetoric?
The Parody Police - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This is only 8 lines long! Why did ChuckyG accept this?
Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
No, I.L., you are boycotting him. I am trashing him. May you enjoy your way as much as I'm enjoying mine! He wants attention? "Be careful what you ask for: You may get it!" And, boy, is he gonna get it! And doesn't he realize that the Beatles would never have taken his side in political discussions? (With the possible exception of "Taxman.")
carol - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Phew!! This parody stinks. Time for me to put my gas mask back on. - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Immoral Liberal: ProudAmerican is a parasite, but your comment made me laugh. If you truly are opposed to "useless and divisive rhetoric," then why is nearly every one of your comments a confrontational partisan rant? No one listens to Neal Horsley (except you, apparently), and yet you trot him out in every argument as if he's chairman of the RNC. You set up your straw men and then you knock them down. Hooray. "My side is right and yours is wrong" is an intellectually lazy stance. It's the way people like ProudAmerican view the world; if it's the way YOU view the world, then you're just as "useless and divisive."
karaokedavid - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I'm here for parody, not political debate. . .and as a parody--this really isn't even a parody--it's joke, and a bad one at that. . .I can laugh at either party, but this just isn't funny--aparently, most the other voters agree. . .
Paul Warren - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This is why Kerry didn't win, he can't make up his damn mind. We were supporting the Middle East ever since Bush came into office. And look what we've done, pointing fingers at everyone and the president. And then Kerry mentioned that stupid people go to war in Iraq? Many of those troops have a good education. They need one and the Military supports their scholarships. I think Kerry would've been worse and the reason why Bush won was because we had no strong Democrat to run against him. What America needs now is a Moderate such as Barack Obama to make this country be the best country and not point any fingers and protect us from terrorism!
Max Power - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Now that's the WMD.

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