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Song Parodies -> "Not Tiger Woods"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Not Tiger Woods"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Wrote a couple golfing parodies over the weekend. Some of you duffers can probably relate.
[acoustic guitar and then sitar intro]

I went out to golf
sure I could play
it looked easy
I found out quite soon
I was not good
not Tiger Woods

I hacked the whole day, man
I played just like sh*t
made me swear
Throughout the whole round
I was real pissed
and then I declared

I said, "This is f*cked
a waste of time"
yeah, man I whined
Squawked and was quite lewd
words that I said
unkindly meant

[instrumental break]

I talked like a jerk
folks ignored me
that sure burned my ass
They rolled and they giggled
amused at my clear lack of class

And then spoke this bloke
in clear full tones
said what was known
I could not deny
I'm not too good
not Tiger Woods

[brief instrumental out to end]

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Chris Pollman - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Great OS, one of my favorite Beatles songs, and great parody! I could totally relate. I'm no Tiger Woods either haha
Adagio - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Love this OS and you made it funny. 5's Ever tell you about the time in college that I 'attempted' a golf class? The 'hole' was yards long and I couldn't get the ball anywhere near it. Guess I wouldn't be a Tiger Woods either.
Steve K. - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
A long-overdue antidote for that commercial where a bunch of kids say "I'm Tiger Woods."
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Chris, Adagio & Steve K - Thanks! Chris & Pat, yeah, I like the OS a whole bunch, too. Pat, no, that a new story to me...guess you packed up your clubs after that, huh? Steve K - hadn't seen the commercial (don't watch much TV anymore), but if I had I might have written this sooner...so additional "Thanks" for telling me about it.
Michael Pacholek - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Five under par.
Phil Alexander - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I disagree with MP - I reckon this is a par 5 ;-) Normally, I hate people who use the word "Golf" as a verb, but I reckon you must have been doing it satirically... I have played one round of golf - shot a 66, as it happens, which I reckoned wasn't bad for my first hole.
alvin rhodes - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
i like the way ya puttered around with this
John Barry - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
What about his cousin, Tiger Irons?
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
MP - Thanks! Phil - Hey, I use any word any way I can if I can make it fit in a piece. Satirically, materially, emphatically...all the "lees". alvin & JB, Thanks, too ~ ~ ~
Fitu - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I am a sock.
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Fitu, did you "1" me here? I hope not because you should know better...there's nothing wrong with this piece, ya know. but it doesn't really matter, I'm just wondering. I'm thinking it was the creepy commenter who's been trolling around with a red-ass all morning because they think everyone is a democrat and that thought bothers them for some asinine reason...or some such stupid shit. But since I don't know what your comment means I'll ask you.
Fitu - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
phhhooooeeeeyyyyyy
Sug Gestion - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I 1ed you
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Sug - OK, whoever you are. I bow to your massive intellect...you know how to use "click buttons"...Hey, why don'tcha write a great parody...ya know, show us how it's done? Otherwise, you're just some clown with a red-ass about something,, and giving people low-ball scores for their effort doesn't mean sh*t. If you had real cajones you'd use your real name, but I don't expect a chickensh*t like you to do that. Have a nice day...punk.
PMS - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Tee hee hee! I liked this a hole lot!
Jason - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good Paul. For some reason it reminds me of my Letter T parody. 555 ;-)
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
PMS & Jason, Thanks!
AFW - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Good drive, straight down the middle...I've never got much response with any golf parody I've tried...but. you've hit a hole in one
Paul Robinson - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW - Thanks, got another one up today...

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