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Song Parodies -> "Part CH: Matthias"

Original Song Title:

"Savoy Truffle"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Part CH: Matthias"

Parody Written by:

White Trash Story

The Lyrics

Dunno The Original Tune: Here Y'all Go
[ACT THREE]
[SCENE EIGHT]

{Setting: Inside Sadie's Trailer}
{Snow fills the windowpanes showing the passing of the month}

(Justin has grown accustomed to the redneck life and has his hand down his pants watching "My Name Is Earl")
(Sadie comes into the room with a 12 pack of beer and leans next to Justin)

JUSTIN (cracking open a beer)
Thanks Babe

(Sadie flips off the TV and leans across Justin)
(Sadie grabs Justin's hand and drags him into the bedroom)


(The trailer starts shaking)

(Chet after being in prison for a month enters)

CHET
"Honey! I'm home!"

(Waits)

CHET
"Honey?!"

(Chet begins searching around his trailer)
(He eventually finds Sadie making love to Justin)
(Chet reaches for his boomstick)

CHET
"You son of a"

(Chet fires at Justin breaking things in his bedroom)
(Justin runs out of the room screaming)
(Sadie pulls her shirt back on)

SADIE
"Now why'd y'all have to go and do that?"

CHET
"Yeh were with that guy!"

SADIE
"If you only knew.."


{Setting: Jerry Springer Studio}

SADIE
"..The amounts of guys I slept with, you wouldn't have cared!"

CHET
"You slept around while I was gone?!"

SADIE
"Don't give me that! I know how you were with that sheep, and your sister!"

CHET
"She don't count, she's family! But a city slicker!"

JERRY
"Let's see how Justin, and Lucille feel about this"

(They walk out on stage)

JERRY
"Chet do you have anything to say to Lucille or Sadie?"

"Springer Struggle"
By Matthias

(CHET)
Sleep gal fourteen just like my Ma
A crazy fling in the back of K-Mart
A horny pervert, thinking how can you lose?
But he'll have to tell them all about
It on the "Springer Struggle"

(SADIE)
Pool Boy's a dream, teeth and he is smart
So got sh*t-faced and reached for his part
Redneck slut nudged, wants to go down on you
But then she tells them all about
It on the "Springer Struggle"

(JERRY)
You might not have a cow
But when the shots on you
Your shirts off and POW!
The sweat is going to fill the stand

(CHET)
"You slept with that teen slut?!"

(SADIE)
"Oh! Like You're Allowed?!"

(Fightin' Music)

(JERRY)
But then they tell them all about
It on the "Springer Struggle"

You know that when you cheat you're star
So when you sleep now, it's our hour
He slept with Olla, Deebra, Ma
But she did Toby, Loved his Bar

(CHET)
Used clean machines to do my Ma
An incest fling, wrong but sure it has a spark
While she did perverts, Huey Luis and News
But they'll have to tell them all about
It on the "Springer Stuggle"

(JERRY)
Yes, they'll have to tell them all about
It on the "Springer Struggle"

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alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
no red neck extavaganza would be complete without a mention of JS
Agrimorfee - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Der Springer has been sprung!--again!
Lime - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This is some kick ass stuff right thur
Stuart McArthur - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL'ed at "She don't count, she's family! But a city slicker" - and now I get your comment about Springer Struggle!

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