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Song Parodies -> "Part CC: Kristof Robertson"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Sadie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Part CC: Kristof Robertson"

Parody Written by:

White Trash Story

The Lyrics

Dunno The Original Tune: Here Y'all Go
[ACT THREE]
[SCENE THREE]

{Setting: Homer's}

(Most of the jury has shown up at Homer's after the court case in celebration, minus Jill)
("I Am The Walrus" comes on over the radio)
(Paul rips of his beaded vest and throws it to the ground, and starts dancing)
(George joins in, waving his hands above his head)

HOMER
"I have to hand it to you Bubba, things are looking up"

BUBBA
"You said it my man. HEY EVERYBODY! A ROUND OF DRINKS ON ME!!!"

(The bar cheers)

(SADIE stumbles over to Bubba)

SADIE
"Hey good looking what do you shay we blow thish Popsicle shtand, and then I blow your Popsicle.. Shtand"

(Homer chuckles and returns to serving drinks)
(Sadie takes a bite out of a grilled cheese sandwich and drops it on her shirt)

SADIE
"Oopsh Shilly me"

(Sadie takes off her shirt, and sits on Bubba's lap)

SADIE
"Hey Shoe wanna go to the bashroom with me?"

(Bubba backs away)
(Sadie takes a shot of rum, and vomits on her shoes)
(Sadie wipes her mouth and shouts)

SADIE
"Hey! Homer! Gimmie another gin!"

(Sadie leans against Bubba and kisses him putting her hands down his pants)

"Six-Beer Sadie"
By Kristof Robertson

(HOMER)
Six-beer Sadieyou've had enough
I'm sorry to be so dang blunt
You've got grilled cheese all down your front
Six-beer Sadieooh, you're lookin' rough

Six-beer Sadiecan't hold your booze
You lift your skirt for all to see
Hands down the pants of a Marine
Six-beer Sadiesick on your shoes

A slurry sway; you're stumble-in' across the dance floor
"Hey, That'sh mah song!"; you're grindin' hips with John
Six-beer Sadiethe drunkest of them all

Six-beer Sadieyou skanky ho!
You just punched out my girlfriend Sue
Coz she was "dishreshpectin'" you
Six-beer Sadieooh, it's time to go

Six-beer Sadieso off your head
The men's room's not for intercourse
If hubby hears, you'll get divorced!
Six-beer Sadiedrink Sprite instead

I gave up and called you a cab
Coz you're sweary, unstable
Lynyrd Skynyrd you begin to sing
Six-beer Sadie; off that sailor,
Find your trailer and go home

Ummmit's only just turned 10 a.m.
Six-beer Sadie
Ummmthe church group says "don't come again"
Six-beer Sadie

(Homer rolls his eyes)

HOMER
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

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alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist on the OS

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