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Song Parodies -> "Part CA: Kristof Robertson"

Original Song Title:

"Mother Nature's Son"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Part CA: Kristof Robertson"

Parody Written by:

White Trash Story

The Lyrics

Dunno The Original Tune: Here Y'all Go
------------ INTERMISSION OVER----------
------------ DIM LIGHTS ----------
-----------RAISE CURTIN --------



[ACT THREE]
[SCENE ONE]

{Setting: Inside Bubba's Trailer}

(Justin runs in carrying a newspaper)

JUSTIN
"BUBBA! BUBBA! I HAVE GOOD NEWS!"

(Bubba runs into the house from the backyard followed by George, and Paul)

BUBBA
"What is it?"

(Justin hands the newspaper over to Bubba)

JUSTIN
"See for yourself"

BUBBA
"I's can't read"

JUSTIN
"Oh, right. Sorry"

(Justin grabs the newspaper back from Bubba)

JUSTIN
"Chet Foreman after setting fire to his bosses moonshine shack, raping a sheep, and making hate crimes upon a certain Kelly Anderson is put behind bars today. The court proceedings will follow tomorrow, at Mother Nature's Ass courthouse)

(Bubba leaps upon his couch)

BUBBA
"YEEEE-HAW!!! That bastard finally got what was coming to him!"


{Setting: Mother Nature's Ass Courthouse}

(The court is full of town residents)
(Bubba sits in the jury making faces at Chet)
(Jill punches him in the arm)

JILL
"Bubba be serious!"

BUBBA
Sorry, Sugarplum

(Sue and Billie start to make-out)
(Jill punches Sue on the arm)

JILL
"Quit fooling around"

(Sheriff Bob enters the courtroom)

SHERIFF BOB
"Before we begin today's proceedings will y'all stand and join Johnny Cash in the singing of our Town Anthem"

(Johnny Cash has a ball and chain on one foot, and stands in front of the judge)
(Everyone stands)

"Mother Nature's Ass: Population 92"
By Kristof Robertson

(JOHNNY & TOWN)
Life's great in mah country town: Mother Nature's Ass
All day long ah smoke a load o' weed and fish fer bass

Drinkin' moonshine, shootin' cans: who sez life ain't fair?
Jist released from prison and ah'm already the mayor!

Do do do do do do; screwin', doobie, booze
Do do do do; screwin', doobie, booze
Woo hoo hoo!

Drive mah pick-up, drunk-as-f**kstraight through M.N. Ass
Sheriff Bob's mah cuzzin, so he lets me off fer cash!

Do do do do do do; screwin', doobie, booze
Do do do do; screwin', doobie, booze
Woo hoo hoo!

mmmmm.Mother Nature's Ass!

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alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
gimme directions
Agrimorfee - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe the ghost of Roger Miller could have sang here! :)
The Charnstar - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Why the last name Anderson? There is nothing gay about that last name... Not that it's mine, but it still isn't a good last name for a gay person......... I think you should change it.... To something other than Anderson... cause Anderson is a good, straight last name.... But it's not mine....
Matthias - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
It sounded like a bit of a city slicker name, so I went with it, I supposed I could have went with Gaylord, but that would have been..... wait....... why didn't I go with Gaylord, that's it I am changing it!
Jack Wilson - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Matthias: Gaylord Focker? LOL
Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
classic Kristof lyrics, and you sure are gittin value for yer dollar outa Johnny Cash, Matthias - and hell those Tennessee newspapers pull no punches, don't they? sheesh...tellin like it is

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