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Song Parodies -> "Part BA: Stuart MacArthur"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Part BA: Stuart MacArthur"

Parody Written by:

White Trash Story

The Lyrics

Dunno The Original Tune: Here Y'all Go
----INTERMISSION OVER----
----DIM LIGHTS---
----RAISE CURTIN---


[ACT TWO]
[SCENE ONE]

{Setting: Hillside outside of Mother Nature's Ass}

(Bubba stumbles around on the hill drunkenly mumbling)

BUBBA
"I wish Slowpoke wash here, I want to look him right in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!"

(Bubba flops to the ground)

>Stage goes blackStage gets lit<

(Jill is carrying Bubba in her arm guiding him towards the door)
(Vomits into a toilet/ flowerpot outside the trailer)
(Jill looks disgusted but opens the door finding Mildred sitting there)
(Mildred drops the pizza she's eating)

MILDRED
"It's about time your skanky a*s got home, out with all those men all night"

JILL
"What are you talking about?! I was out getting Bubba!"

MILDRED
"What did y'all do to my son?!"

JILL
"I didn't do anything to him, I found him.
(Jill drops Bubba)

"Blacked Out"
By Stuart McArthur

(JILL)
Blacked out, sleeping in the countryside
wakes up in the morning high and dry
calls his wife
then he sits there waiting for those burgers to arise

Sits there thinking that it serves him right
shouldn't drink four pints of bourbon neat
then his wife
drives the truck to get him and he vomits on the seat

(BUBBA)
byerk - barf (sigh)
byerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk! barf (sigh)
picks at his teeth with a stanley knife

[ beautiful accoustic guitar as he starts to feel better]

(JILL)
buys some fries
che - rry pies
washes 'em down with a can of Sprite

Back at trailer-park at dead of night
in the frontyard sets his car alight
calls A.I.
claims it on insurance and then blows it all on wine
what's the point of working when the option's lowlife crime
wasting space on earth until his maker says it's time

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Agrimorfee - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
A miraculous meld of song and story. Cool Stu, Marvelous Matthias.
Dee Range - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Freakin' HILARIOUS!! Stu, you've been filming my life story on the sly, right? I've been punked? High 5's, boys Superbly done
alvin rhodes - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
love the bizarre lyrics set to this lovely tune
Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
ah, brilliantly melded into the storyline, matt - and yo, I get to read my cameo (wish I'd done more instalments now) - and I've gotta say, I'm starting to begrudgingly respect Bubba's way with words - that was the best most articulate put-down of an enemy since Susan's "wouldn't piss on you in the desert" speech to Kelly at the end of Survivor 1
Red(neck) Ant - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody Stu! Loved the dialog Mattrhias, but flowers are planted in discarded engine blocks, not toilets. Jeez.... ;)
Spaff.com - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Matthias: Nice job working in that quote from "Christmas Vacation." (Paging Jack Wilson....)

Stuart: Lovely. Especially the sound effects.
Jack Wilson - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Right here Spaff! Yes awesome job, and Stu. awesome here too 5s

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