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Song Parodies -> "Part AI: John A. Barry"

Original Song Title:

"Martha, My Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Part AI: John A. Barry"

Parody Written by:

White Trash Story

The Lyrics

Dunno The Original Tune: Here Y'all Go
[ACT ONE]
[SCENE NINE]

{Setting: The backyard)

(Sue is leaning against his mother as she tends to his wounds)
(Jill uses a large machete to cut off the gauze, and kisses Sue)

JILL
"How's my big brave man today?"

SUE
"Ma I's fine. I's don't need any help"

(Jill looks hurt and picks up her stuff to head inside)

JILL
"If'n y'all don't want yer Ma ta help yeh, after I's rasied yeh from a little boy. Sacrificed muh life fer y'all. I'll just go then"

(Sue reaches for his mom)

SUE
"Wait Ma! I didn' mean dat. Sorry!"

(Jill rushes back and puts her arms around her son's neck)

JILL
"Now that's muh boy, how's yer leg doing?"

SUE
"It's doing much better, ma"

JILL
"I know what will make y'all feel better"

(Jill goes inside and comes back out with two bottles of Jack Daniels)
(Jill dims the lights outside the trailer, and puts on some Willie Nelson music)
(Jill then tosses Sue a bottle and leans against him)

JILL
"Now lets see that bruise"

(Jill reaches for Sue's belt)

SUE
"Woah! Woah! Woah! Wait!!!"

"Mother My Dear"
By John A. Barry

(SUE)
Mother, my dear, though we spend our lays in fornication,
Cease
The member squeeze. Sister's my love.
No jealousy! Mother my dear.

Oh, to wed, shtup that little girl and have a son.
We might find fellow's a little nitwit.
Whelp, she yelps; do me, sis; I do not want that hound, Blue.
Thrill me, girl!

Take backwoods look around you;
See dad's wood wants your mound, too. Flee
And come to me, your sweet brother,
Thrill me, girl.

Got my gland out; won't mill it, girl. Why does she run
To behind the stealth of a big thicket?
Melds herself to the mons of mom; dad's gettin' down too,
With the girls.

Father, my dear, may I join this family congregation,
Please?
Treat wood of me, sis, dad, and mom!
Don't forswear me. Ménage, my dears?

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Agrimorfee - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Twisted tongue and twisted relations in this one.
alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
disturbingly funny
Matthias - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This one was hard not to create anything from that was not disturbing, thanks alot John. I however attempted the Florence Nightingale between mother and son.... A Back to the Future refrence, I believe so. If I could have added anything back to this one I would have given more of a "Marty and Lorraine" type of feeling to it. I also wanted to use the classical seducings of "Barry White" but then realized that they were in the South, and instead I went with the lyrics from the Big and Rich song "Save a horse, ride a Cowboy" with the line "I sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of, and we made love"
Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
hmm, "To behind the stealth of a big thicket" is positively poetic!
Red(neck) Ant - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Holy cow! THAT was warped!
Spaff.com - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Now THAT'S what I call a plot twist. "Father, my dear, may I join this family congregation" flows particularly well.

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