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Song Parodies -> "Part AD: Matthias"

Original Song Title:

"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Part AD: Matthias"

Parody Written by:

White Trash Story

The Lyrics

Dunno The Original Tune: Here Y'all Go
[ACT ONE]
[SCENE FOUR]

{Setting: Inside Bubba's Trailer, Night}

(Bubba is playing Justin at poker and losing horribly)

BUBBA
"King me"

JUSTIN
"Bubba we're playing poker"

BUBBA
"I said King Me, Dammit!"

JUSTIN
"Okay, fine, whatever"

(JUSTIN hands BUBBA a king of spades)
(The door to the trailer slams open, mangled and bloody hobbles in SUE)

BUBBA
"Holy Hell!"

(SUE hobbles a couple of feet and crashes onto the couch)

BUBBA
"What happened to y'all?"

SUE
"I was at. Ouch.. Homer's. A.. Ow Bar Fight, Broke Owie Out"

(BUBBA pulls a first aid kit out of a gun safe)
(BUBBA wraps SUE's leg in gauze, as BILLIE enters the room)

BILLIE
"Oh my lord! Good Golly! Honey are you okay?!"

SUE
"Do I look like I'm okay!?"

(SUE shakes head)

SUE
"I'm sorry sweetypie, come here"

(BILLE comes over to SUE, SUE kisses her)
(JILL walks in the room)

JILL
"HOLY HELL! What happened to muh baby!"

BUBBA
"I'm fine"

JILL
"Not you"

SUE
"Mom, I'm fine"

(JILL grabs a shotgun from the gun rack behind the couch)

JILL
"Who did dis to, y'all? When I find them Boy Howdy, They won't know what hit "em"

BUBBA
"Put down the gun, sugarplum"

(JILL drops the gun it fires)

SUE
"Ma, I's fine"

"Bar Fight At The Redneck Saloon"
By Matthias

(SUE)
. Homer runs a brothel in the trailer park
Rocky sits there drinking beer from cans
Homer's place is rocking at times after dark
But usually that means you lose a hand

Missing Teeth
Broken Jaw
Fights go on
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Now they fight on lawn!

[Repeat chorus in drunk stupor]

Homer's busy dodging swings by drunken whores
Elsewhere thugs are fighting over Bling (Bling!)
Main show is with Rocky beating guys with swords
Yes, the tiny plastic ones that come with drinks (Drinks!)

Busted Knee
A*s Beat Raw
Fights Go On
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
How they fight till dawn!

[Repeat while beating the boozer of your choosing]

Drink a couple of beers
And a sip of foam, sweet foam

Place a couple of bids
On the Flaming Fart
Sadie verse Old Slowpoke

(Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)

Slappy with drunk anger is the brothel place
Homer is tagged in to fight with Stan
Rocky is just sprayed with a full can of mace
And that is right when someone lost a hand

Killing Spree
Toothless Maw
Fights Go On
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Wow, That dude is sawn

[Repeat while the bar quiets down]

Well, This pub isn't Cheers
But it still gives groans, bad groans

Inside Al has his kids, munching on glass chards
While daddy gets broken bones

(Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!)

Happy Hour's ending at the brothel place
How ironic they still call it that
The happiest guy in here has a bloody face
After get a beat down a bat

Missing Teeth
Broken Jaw
Fights go on
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Now that fight is done

[The people still able of singing repeat]

Then you'll lose some blood
A knee
A tooth
A jaw

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alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
definite improvement on the OS
Lime - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Very very nice thus far =D
Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL - some great gags is this one (Bubba's turnin into one funny character, yessirreebub) - Jeff Reuben's "Bar Maid Fight" could slot in here too
Spaff.com - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
One of your best parodies, Matthias. And kudos for coming up with a way to tie all the songs together.
Red(neck) Ant - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I remember reading this from your submission, Matthias. I agree with Spaff, it is one of your best, and the tie-in here was great.
Director's Commentary - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
First of all thank you Spaff, and Red Ant. This song was originally going to be written by our very own Cat, she however had other plans that did not involve spending time down in the deep south with a shotgun in her hands and whiskey on her breath. So instead I took over. I had 3 days to complete this last section of the White Trash Album seeing that every last part was completed already. Among these parodies I saw that we were missing random acts of brutal redneck violence towards boozehounds, and thus the creation of the Redneck Saloon was formed.

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