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Song Parodies -> "Part AB: Matthias"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Part AB: Matthias"

Parody Written by:

White Trash Story

The Lyrics

Dunno The Original Tune? Here Y'all Go
[ACT ONE]
[SCENE TWO]

{Setting: Memphis Airport}
{The runway is covered in sheep, pigs, cows, and chickens}

(Justin is passed out on Bubba's shoulder drooling)

BUBBA
"Weeeeeeeereeeee Heeeeeereeeee!!!"

(Justin is jerked awake)

JUSTIN
"What happened? Who died?"

BUBBA
"We's finally made it to Tennessee, breath that good old Confederate Air"

(Justin takes a whiff, and coughs up a lung)

JUSTIN
"It smells like a Porta Potty"

BUBBA
"I know ain't it great!"

{The plane is taxied up to the terminal by a pick-up truck}

(Justin and Bubba leave the plane)
(As soon as the leave the platform JILL leaps into Bubba's arms and starts kissing him, BILLIE stands next to them rolling her eyes)

JILL
"I missed yeh my little John Deere Tractor"

BUBBA
"I miss yeh too my little Bear Trap"
(Justin feeling awkward looks around)

{A man chasing a pig runs down the hallway, a cow walks onto a platform, and a hall light gets shot out by a boomstick)

BUBBA
"Justin I'd like y'all ta meet my wife Jill, and my daughter Billie"

(Justin extends his hand, but is ignored and instead kissed, sucking face with Jill)
(Billie instead shakes his hand)

BILLIE
"Ya'll got to excuse my ma, she's a bit hormonal"

JUSTIN
"I couldn't tell"

BUBBA
"So. Justin, what do y'all think of the place?"

(Justin looks around)

"Sheer Crudeness"
By Matthias

(JUSTIN)
Sheer Crudeness, Smell like old trout won't ba-a-athe
Sheer Crudeness, Heat in cattle pla-ay-ay-ayyyy

Your son is up he's drinking brew
He's pitiful, and so are you

Sheer Crudeness, Don't you wash mouth? It slays
Sheer Crudeness, Eating road-kill pi-i-ies
Sheer Crudeness, Need no money, gu-uy-uy-uyyyyyyyys

Your mom's a ho, who gets no flings
Your car won't start, nor anything

Sheer Crudeness, Yeah, Your huntin' pup he hides

Look around (found pound browned hound mounds)
Look around found (pound browned hound mounds)
Look around, Ewww-wwwwwwww-wwwwwwww-www

Sheer Crudeness, Have no teeth when sm-i-i-ile
Sheer Crudeness, What an inbred chi-i-i-illlld

The clouds from weed, a hazy brain
Or it would be, if one of them

Sheer Crudeness, You remind me of the bile
Sheer Crudeness, What a lousy refrain
Sheer Crudeness

BUBBA
"That good huh?"

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alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
well written
Director's Commentary - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
In this scene I also added a character that was not in any of the songs, Billie McCoy. Since the boy had a female name, I gave the sister a male name to balance out the humor. I also think I was going to start a relationship builder here between Jill and Justin, but thought better of it since Bubba was Justin's brother and apparently Jill was related in some way to Justin, and Justin being the typical city slicker he is wouldn't get into the whole incest scene. However, I made her become more of the affectionate motherly character further within the storyline, rather than the hormonal slut character. I'm a horny 18 year old screenplay writer, so shoot me, what can I say. I also wanted to give it the awkward factor of some strange woman instantly giving you tounge in public... Sorry, I thought it was funny what can I say?
The Charnstar - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
WHOO! Still going great *Hopefully it will be acted out one day*
Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
yup, I'm smelling the place in my mind, Matthias!
Spaff.com - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job, but isn't the original by Siouxsie and the Banshees? Ha. Nice work, Matthias, especially the "Your son is up" part. After all the kissing, I'm afraid to see what happens next.
Red(neck) Ant - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
More great story develops, and this was beautifully paced, Matthias. I like the Director's Commentary too. Quite a production so far!
Jack Wilson - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
This is awesome! 555!
Phil Alexander - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Another goodie. This looks like it might take a while...

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