-> "Can't Find It Love"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Find It Love"
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2 weeks after my honeymoon my new wife said to me
she'd been talking to her friends and it seems that im lazy
so i asked her what she meant , heres what she said to me
theres this little thing she's got she says its like a snail
if i dont kiss it now and then my life is gonna be hell
so i tried for my bride but things didnt go that well
cant find it lo-ve im really nit sure its there
cant find it lo-ve now ive got a mouthfull of hair
tell me that you dont need this thing licked to keep you satisfied
tell me that you want my 10 inch **** to go inside your thighs
cos i dont want to ask my mummy,
i really cant find it love
cant find it lo-ve now my tongues gone soft
cant find it lo-ve cant we call the whole thing off
ill get you every little toy ann summers has to sell
cos its been over three months now and i still cant find your snail
please be kind, its like trying to find,
the bloody holy grail
cant find it lo-ve , cant find it lo-ve cant find it lo--ve
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