Song Parodies -> Bar Fight At The Redneck Saloon
| Original Song Title: | "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bar Fight At The Redneck Saloon" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Homer runs a brothel in the trailer park
Rocky sits there drinking beer from cans
Homer's place is rocking at times after dark
But usually that means you lose a hand
Missing Teeth
Broken Jaw
Fights go on
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Now they fight on lawn!
[Repeat chorus in drunk stupor]
Homer's busy dodging swings by drunken whores
Elsewhere thugs are fighting over Bling (Bling!)
Main show is with Rocky beating guys with swords
Yes, the tiny plastic ones that come with drinks (Drinks!)
Busted Knee
A*s Beat Raw
Fights Go On
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
How they fight till dawn!
[Repeat while beating the boozer of your choosing]
Drink a couple of beers
And a sip of foam, sweet foam
Place a couple of bids
On the Flaming Fart
Sadie verse Old Slowpoke
(Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
Slappy with drunk anger is the brothel place
Homer is tagged in to fight with Stan
Rocky is just sprayed with a full can of mace
And that is right when someone lost a hand
Killing Spree
Toothless Maw
Fights Go On
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Wow, That dude is sawn
[Repeat while the bar quiets down]
Well, This pub isn't Cheers
But it still gives groans, bad groans
Inside Al has his kids, munching on glass chards
While daddy gets broken bones
(Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!)
Happy Hour's ending at the brothel place
How ironic they still call it that
The happiest guy in here has a bloody face
After get a beat down a bat
Missing Teeth
Broken Jaw
Fights go on
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Now that fight is done
[The people still able of singing repeat]
Then you'll lose some blood
A knee
A tooth
A jaw
Rocky sits there drinking beer from cans
Homer's place is rocking at times after dark
But usually that means you lose a hand
Missing Teeth
Broken Jaw
Fights go on
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Now they fight on lawn!
[Repeat chorus in drunk stupor]
Homer's busy dodging swings by drunken whores
Elsewhere thugs are fighting over Bling (Bling!)
Main show is with Rocky beating guys with swords
Yes, the tiny plastic ones that come with drinks (Drinks!)
Busted Knee
A*s Beat Raw
Fights Go On
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
How they fight till dawn!
[Repeat while beating the boozer of your choosing]
Drink a couple of beers
And a sip of foam, sweet foam
Place a couple of bids
On the Flaming Fart
Sadie verse Old Slowpoke
(Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
Slappy with drunk anger is the brothel place
Homer is tagged in to fight with Stan
Rocky is just sprayed with a full can of mace
And that is right when someone lost a hand
Killing Spree
Toothless Maw
Fights Go On
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Wow, That dude is sawn
[Repeat while the bar quiets down]
Well, This pub isn't Cheers
But it still gives groans, bad groans
Inside Al has his kids, munching on glass chards
While daddy gets broken bones
(Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!)
Happy Hour's ending at the brothel place
How ironic they still call it that
The happiest guy in here has a bloody face
After get a beat down a bat
Missing Teeth
Broken Jaw
Fights go on
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Now that fight is done
[The people still able of singing repeat]
Then you'll lose some blood
A knee
A tooth
A jaw
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Sometimes you wanna go where every redneck has their game,great job! 555!
my favorite of the day
WOW!! Really good!!
Good play on words.
that long hair never really does quite hide that red neck does it? I gave it obla- fives
Rabble-rousingly good!
Too funny, Matthias! 555...and congrats for coercing us all into finishing this album; what a great project it's been. Can't wait to see the story.
If you thought this wasn't funny and you gave it all ones... you might be a redneck! Otherwise, five yee-freakin'-haws!
I think you left out a few words in the "After get a beat down a bat" line, but other than that this was great, with lots of good matches and subs for TOS. The choruses were the best.
Red, it was supposed to be "getting" my mistake
Ah, good deal then. I still voted yer pair-uh-dee sum 5s. =)
wow, Matthias! a classic addition to the album - loved "Drink a couple of beers And a sip of foam, sweet foam" - sweet pacing - 555
YEEEEE HAW! That wuz knee slappin good!!
(ABC4) A classic moment from the White Redneck Album!
(ABC4) Yee-haw!
(ABC) ah, I remember this - I love it Matty - rollicks along beautifully - just like a barfight
(ABC4B) Ah yes...the White Trash Album: good times! Excellent work from Amiright's undisputed Prince of Rednecks.
(ABC) Creative, Original, Something about it clicks even though by reading alone, it doesn't jump out, but you certainly earned your points here.
Homer vs Rocky...Springfield vs Philly!
(ABC) Wow, Matthias! I remember reading this before, and it just gets better! TMGLTM but "Well, This pub isn't Cheers" was a favorite.
Ahh yes White Trash Album, great times, was awesome to read this again. 5s
Artistry-34
Sounds like a real nice place. You might be a redneck if you think getting pepper sprayed in the eyes in a brothel is what they call a blind date. Good one Matty.
Sounds like a real nice place. You might be a redneck if you think getting pepper sprayed in the eyes in a brothel is what they call a blind date. Good one Matty.
Drunken rednecks does that all the time
(Artistry) Seven types of crazy + five types of hilarity + one type of Matthias = one bonkers brew! 555 shots for you!
(Artistry) Putting this one on again...awesome.
See above!
(Artistry) Ah, yes, the type of place where Budweiser is the top shelf selection. So this is where you go when you're cutting classes, eh?
(Artistry) See Above, the grammar difference between then in now is SO noticeable though ;)
I've SEEN this bar! It's in Gibsonton! Look it up...anyway, this is funny as hell. I love the pacing!
Gotta love a good Beatles parody about a bar fight! Fun to read this again!
(Artistry) Hilarious Matthias! Esp. the "swords with drinks" bit. Great!
You know I love Redneck parodies Matty.
Who's "Stan"?
Extra points for the word "Maw"
A fun sing-a-long...
Who's "Stan"?
Extra points for the word "Maw"
A fun sing-a-long...
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