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Song Parodies -> "Bar Fight At The Redneck Saloon"

Original Song Title:

"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Bar Fight At The Redneck Saloon"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Homer runs a brothel in the trailer park
Rocky sits there drinking beer from cans
Homer's place is rocking at times after dark
But usually that means you lose a hand

Missing Teeth
Broken Jaw
Fights go on
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Now they fight on lawn!

[Repeat chorus in drunk stupor]

Homer's busy dodging swings by drunken whores
Elsewhere thugs are fighting over Bling (Bling!)
Main show is with Rocky beating guys with swords
Yes, the tiny plastic ones that come with drinks (Drinks!)

Busted Knee
A*s Beat Raw
Fights Go On
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
How they fight till dawn!

[Repeat while beating the boozer of your choosing]

Drink a couple of beers
And a sip of foam, sweet foam

Place a couple of bids
On the Flaming Fart
Sadie verse Old Slowpoke

(Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)

Slappy with drunk anger is the brothel place
Homer is tagged in to fight with Stan
Rocky is just sprayed with a full can of mace
And that is right when someone lost a hand

Killing Spree
Toothless Maw
Fights Go On
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Wow, That dude is sawn

[Repeat while the bar quiets down]

Well, This pub isn't Cheers
But it still gives groans, bad groans

Inside Al has his kids, munching on glass chards
While daddy gets broken bones

(Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!)

Happy Hour's ending at the brothel place
How ironic they still call it that
The happiest guy in here has a bloody face
After get a beat down a bat

Missing Teeth
Broken Jaw
Fights go on
BAR!
Ha! Ha!
Now that fight is done

[The people still able of singing repeat]

Then you'll lose some blood
A knee
A tooth
A jaw

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 20

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Jack Wilson - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Sometimes you wanna go where every redneck has their game,great job! 555!
alvin rhodes - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day
Spoof-Man - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
WOW!! Really good!!
2Eagle - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Good play on words.
malcolm higgins - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
that long hair never really does quite hide that red neck does it? I gave it obla- fives
TJC - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Rabble-rousingly good!
Kristof Robertson - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Too funny, Matthias! 555...and congrats for coercing us all into finishing this album; what a great project it's been. Can't wait to see the story.
Michael Pacholek - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
If you thought this wasn't funny and you gave it all ones... you might be a redneck! Otherwise, five yee-freakin'-haws!
Red Ant - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you left out a few words in the "After get a beat down a bat" line, but other than that this was great, with lots of good matches and subs for TOS. The choruses were the best.
Matthias - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Red, it was supposed to be "getting" my mistake
Red Ant - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, good deal then. I still voted yer pair-uh-dee sum 5s. =)
Stuart McArthur - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
wow, Matthias! a classic addition to the album - loved "Drink a couple of beers And a sip of foam, sweet foam" - sweet pacing - 555
PMS - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
YEEEEE HAW! That wuz knee slappin good!!
Agrimorfee - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) A classic moment from the White Redneck Album!
bobpiecheese - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Yee-haw!
stuart mcarthur - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) ah, I remember this - I love it Matty - rollicks along beautifully - just like a barfight
Kristof Robertson - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4B) Ah yes...the White Trash Album: good times! Excellent work from Amiright's undisputed Prince of Rednecks.
Below Average Dave - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Creative, Original, Something about it clicks even though by reading alone, it doesn't jump out, but you certainly earned your points here.
Jeff Reuben - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Homer vs Rocky...Springfield vs Philly!
Cat - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wow, Matthias! I remember reading this before, and it just gets better! TMGLTM but "Well, This pub isn't Cheers" was a favorite.
Jack Wilson - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Ahh yes White Trash Album, great times, was awesome to read this again. 5s
Guy - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Artistry-34

Sounds like a real nice place. You might be a redneck if you think getting pepper sprayed in the eyes in a brothel is what they call a blind date. Good one Matty.
Max Power - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Drunken rednecks does that all the time
bobpiecheese - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Seven types of crazy + five types of hilarity + one type of Matthias = one bonkers brew! 555 shots for you!
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Putting this one on again...awesome.
Red Ant - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
See above!
Rex - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ah, yes, the type of place where Budweiser is the top shelf selection. So this is where you go when you're cutting classes, eh?
Below Average Dave - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See Above, the grammar difference between then in now is SO noticeable though ;)
Syncronos - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I've SEEN this bar! It's in Gibsonton! Look it up...anyway, this is funny as hell. I love the pacing!
Jeff Reuben - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Gotta love a good Beatles parody about a bar fight! Fun to read this again!
Wolverine - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hilarious Matthias! Esp. the "swords with drinks" bit. Great!
Invisible Boy - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
You know I love Redneck parodies Matty.
Who's "Stan"?
Extra points for the word "Maw"
A fun sing-a-long...

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