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Song Parodies -> "Hell'va Belcher!"

Original Song Title:

"Helter Skelter"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hell'va Belcher!"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Another one for White Trash!
ubba's on his big bottom
Sits on his soft couch at night
He watches NASCAR and the Blue Collar guys
And he laughs his ass off with his wife til the end
Yeah, yeah, yeah
This is when not off shooting all the raccoons
He's got a dog named Skeeter and a boy named Sue
Got a queen sized bed and he's about 35
And he has a great talent, but no he's not a great dancer

A hell'va belcher!
Hell'va belcher!
Hell'va belcher!
Yeah uh-huh
He's got a pickup truck and both red and blue
He drives really fast,might run into to you
But whenever he drinks soda out of can
Or a bottle, he burps out loud and he is proud!

He's a
Hell'va belcher!
What a belcher!
Such a belcher!
Yeah ,uh-huh
Booger ,eat your heart out!

He burps all of the day and
Even while he's fast asleep in the night-
Doesn't toss and turn
Takes his wife for a ride
Back to the subject, he won a belching contest
Yeah, yeah, yeah
All the soda bottles that went to the raccoons
He drinks all of those, then he burps for you
Tell me tell me tell me the answer
Well ya wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights!

He's a
Hell'va belcher!
What a belcher!
Such a belcher!
Yeah , huh

Bub the belcher
He's driving down fast
He burps loud
Yeah he does
Sits on his ass

Jack"LOcal Celebrity"Wilson

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Burps So Good!
MasonR - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one. You must have met one of my old roomates!
malcolm higgins - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
this one came out great
Jack Wilson - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Mason and Malcolm!!! I finally got a comment for the almiighty Malcolm,thanks!! - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title, Local Celeb!
Jack Wilson - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff!
Jack Wilson - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh come on NO ONEA gets the How Bizarre reference?
Jack Wilson - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Crrap,why didnt I submit this for last month's SOTM? Oh well, Walkin the Plank Tonight still did awesome!
Matthias - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Good 'ole White Trash Story... How I miss you. This was an excellent title sub Jack!
bobpiecheese - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) A parody all about..belching. Yay. Not one of your best.
Agrimorfee - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2) This is a hard tune to do. Goofy on its own, but it doesn't really fit our required competition topic too much.
stuart mcarthur - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.6) fantastic title sub, and this is one of my 5 fave Beatles songs, and you definitely did it justice Dave - some very funny ideas in here, esp the dog named Skeeter and the boy named Sue - 555
Kristof Robertson - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.6) If this comp was for title subs alone, you'd win hands down, Jack. I can tell this is one of your older pieces, as the pacing's a bit iffy...but a great set of disgusting lines. 455
Phil Alexander - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
What Kristof said... the occasional missed rhyme, but hey, it's better out than in, I always say ;-)
Arwen - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I had a roommate in college who could out-burp ANY guy and ANY time. She was half-proud, half-embarrassed by her "talent." It was kind of disturbing, but mostly just funny...kind of like this parody.
Below Average Dave ( - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) You know, despite the pacing (and missing the first letter in the song) this actually was pretty funny Jack. . .I'm not an anti-gross kinda guy, so I thought this was pretty good.
Jeff Reuben - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
This was a gas!
Mikey Squirrel - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
DEC- I always thought this was a well brought up topic. very funny, Jack!

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