Now somewhere in the town of Birmigham,Alabama
There was a whole bunch of roadkill racoon
Cause one day this man walked out with a gun
Searched and tanned all their hides,cause he didn't like them
His name was Bubba McCoy
The only hunter hick in town
Him and his wife lived in a big trailer too

All the raccoon ran around his room
And the rest of his big ol' trailer
Bubba had equipped with a gun
To shoot all of his raccoon rivals
Those raccoons rallied around the house
Through the trash it was their fancy
Bubba's wife's name is Jill but he calls her Dil
And their house it sure aint fancy

Now them and their neighbors named Lacey and Dan
All went to a big hoedown
Rocky, their friend, came burstin in
Said "Let's gather for a raccoon showdown!"
So they went out at night with flashlights
And roadkill was just "roundt he corner

See, the raccoons had gone through all their trash
Trash was all over their hay and the gardens
Like empty soda bottles,cans and crap
Bubba had to clean up just every scratch
And it looks better,now theyre killin all raccoons available

The roadkill raccoons, laid all on their roofs
No there was no survivals
They all went back to their trailers
And had a roadkill festival