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Song Parodies -> "boobs-r-us"

Original Song Title:

"Two Of Us"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"boobs-r-us"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

boobs-r-us...makes a new pair
mending's so fun
hard...firm...safe
you will see something thriving
cleavage diving
oh, the way you'll grow
wee ta-tas will grow
wee ta-tas will grow
we're growing loads

boobs-r-us...see our billboard
giant letters
near...the...mall
we will leave no big scratches
set that matches
when you take them home
you'll have some great domes
you'll have some great domes
in lovely tones

you must try our mammaries
larger than the norm, we'll stretch 'em out that big

boobs-r-us...wearing white coats
bring some banknotes
quite...a...sum
then you can sign some papers
get a new pair
fix those brokedown zones
much more than you owned
much more than you owned
its overblown

you must try our mammaries
larger than the norm, we'll stretch 'em out that big

boobs-r-us...makes 'em just so
never hang low
you'll...be...stunned
you need a bosom shaper
cut the capers
call us now by phone
some perfect size cones
some perfect size cones
while you are prone

take out a loan ?
you'd better believe it



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John Barry - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
A great pairody.
Paul Robinson - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
For some reason this brought to mind a song Dr. Demento used to play ALL the time back in the early 70's (and maybe beyond that as far as I know)..."Boobs-alot" by the Holy Modal Rounders...5's ~ ~ ~
TJC - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the way you intertwined the Big Box banality with botique plastique!
alvin rhodes - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john paul and TJC
Lionel Mertens - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I especially liked the wee ta tas bit. 5's
Peregrin - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I was gonna give you a pair of big 5's, but gave you three instead. In case one has a blowout !
AFW - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Christmas is coming, and what better gift, than the gift that keeps on giving....hot and funny, here
alvin rhodes - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks lionel peregrin and AFW
Ann Hammond - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks but I'll pass
Stuart McArthur - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
there's the commercial - now for the franchise - excellent and hilarious alvin - 555
Red Ant - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
What Stu said - this makes a Toys-R-Us kid want to grow up, lol. 5s.
Kristof Robertson - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
BOING! I knew I'd love this as soon as I saw the title. Priceless, Al. 555
alvin rhodes - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks ann stuart red ant and kristof

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